Zoot quotes from The Muppets

  [referring to Floyd Pepper's friend Eddie's time machine]  Yeah, he let's me use it on weekends.  I climb in there on Friday; when I get out, it's Saturday.  The whole thing takes about a day.

  How long have they been married?

Janice

  Oh, wow, like, how can you measure the intertwining of two souls?

  In years.

Janice

  Oh, then forty.

Floyd Pepper

  Aw, come on, Chenoweth, sing at the party!

  Yeah, yeah!

Floyd Pepper

  Look, my parents mean so much to me, without them, I don't even think I'd be here.

  [giggles]  Okay, I had so much fun with you guys and I'm open tomorrow so, yeah, let's do it.

  Well, thanks for nothing, Kristin Chenoweth; your selfishness just broke and old couple's heart.

Janice

  [whispering]  She said "yes".

  Withdrawn.

Janice

  Your van?  Last I checked, this van belonged to the universe.

Dr. Teeth

  Oh, is that so?  Well, maybe next payday, the universe can cut you a cheque.

Wait, what?

You guys get PAID?!

  I just want everybody to know that I am fine.

  Are you sure?  You look a little green.

  I'm always green, Zoot.

  Oh!  You look great, then.

  Is that the real moon, or just a department-store one?

Floyd Pepper

  Ain't no real moon—not since the 70s.