Rizzo the Rat quotes from The Muppets

  There's something sexy about being able to see a lady's back hair, you know.

Fozzie Bear

Jay Leno's candy dish... Oh, if this candy dish could talk...

Pepe the King Prawn

Yeah, you would have a talking candy dish, and maybe that would have been impressive, okay.

You're not worried about getting caught? Those rich people have security cameras everywhere!

Fozzie Bear

Yeah, but he wouldn't care about a BOWL. I mean, he probably put it out so I would take it! What about THAT theory, huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Hey, there's, like, twenty of us. Why didn't we stop him?

Hmmm... Perhaps our happiness has made us too soft.

Pepe the King Prawn

Interesting...

Look, she's just a girl I met online. It's no big deal.

Hey, that contradicts a previous e-mail where you described her as a healing ray of sunshine on your wounded soul.

Woo-hoo!

Busted!

Will you STOP READING MY STUFF?!

Hey, hey, hey, don't yell at the guy, he's trying to fix your computer!

  So, Kermit, we got a great sketch for Patrick Dempsey.

  Oh, no, Dempsey's out.  We're going with a big block of butter.

  Okay, we'll just tweak it.  Piggy's having a dream where she's making out with a big block of butter.

  Hmm?

  Huh, it's actually funnier.

  Yeah.

Pepe the King Prawn

  And more realistic.

Pepe the King Prawn

  Well, you must trust your heart—

  Yeah.

Pepe the King Prawn

  —because your heart is never wrong.

  That's true.

Scooter

  Yeah, yeah.  She got way too physical way too fast.  [Rizzo the Rat does a spit-take]

Pepe the King Prawn

  I stand corrected: your heart is very, very stupid.

[about Camilla the Chicken] I think she said something about staying home tonight to watch Chicken Run again.

Pepe the King Prawn

Who can tell? It's just a series of "bawk"s.