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The Muppets · Season 1, Episode 15

Kristin Chenoweth, Janice and others in “Unfinished Business”

KCKristin Chenoweth

  How long have they been married?

  Oh, wow, like, how can you measure the intertwining of two souls?

KCKristin Chenoweth

  In years.

  Oh, then forty.

  Aw, come on, Chenoweth, sing at the party!

  Yeah, yeah!

  Look, my parents mean so much to me, without them, I don't even think I'd be here.

KCKristin Chenoweth

  [giggles]  Okay, I had so much fun with you guys and I'm open tomorrow so, yeah, let's do it.

  Well, thanks for nothing, Kristin Chenoweth; your selfishness just broke and old couple's heart.

  [whispering]  She said "yes".

  Withdrawn.

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