Scooter quotes from The Muppets

  I think I'm looking for—and I'm finally willing to admit it—is just somebody who's nice and has a steady job.

Scooter

  [to himself]  Wait, Im a nice guy with a steady job.

  You know, some sweetheart who's thoughtful and optimistic.

Scooter

  [to himself]  Oh, my God, she's describing me.

  I guess I'm just looking for a kind, lovable dork.

Scooter

  [to himself]  Darn it, so close!

Pepe the King Prawn

  Well, you must trust your heart—

  Yeah.

Pepe the King Prawn

  —because your heart is never wrong.

  That's true.

Scooter

  Yeah, yeah.  She got way too physical way too fast.  [Rizzo the Rat does a spit-take]

Pepe the King Prawn

  I stand corrected: your heart is very, very stupid.

Scooter

[to Kermit and Piggy] I'm so glad you guys are back together!

What do you mean "back together"?

Scooter

Hey, I'm on your team!

Oh, sorry.

Must've slipped.

Yeah.

Scooter

Hey, look, a news crew's here!

What?

Scooter

Yeah, they must've seen my tweets about you guys being back together. I got a ton of new followers! It's gonna drive so much traffic to my Pinterest page about miniature horses! [notices that Kermit and Miss Piggy have run away] Guys? Hey, where'd they go?

Gee, I don't know.