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The Muppets · Season 1, Episode 15

Chelsea Handler and Scooter in “Unfinished Business”

[Chelsea Handler is being interviewed on Up Late with Miss Piggy; Scooter is offstage watching]

CHChelsea Handler

  I think I'm looking for—and I'm finally willing to admit it—is just somebody who's nice and has a steady job.

Scooter

  [to himself]  Wait, Im a nice guy with a steady job.

CHChelsea Handler

  You know, some sweetheart who's thoughtful and optimistic.

Scooter

  [to himself]  Oh, my God, she's describing me.

CHChelsea Handler

  I guess I'm just looking for a kind, lovable dork.

Scooter

  [to himself]  Darn it, so close!

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