Piggy quotes from The Muppet Show

Tell me, how did you get the job as Superman? Did somebody see you lifting weights, or... [She sees Reeve in his T-Shirt] Wha-haha!

This is D for Doc B for Bob saying turn off the Joy Juice [laughs then puts gas mask to his left ear] Hmm? [speaks into it] Ten-Roger, Ok where were we? Pulse?

[checks pulse] (gasps) No pulse Dr Bob

Hmmm, Heartbeat?

[checks heartbeat] No heartbeat Dr Bob

No pulse, no heartbeat, no use. He's gone!

And Dr Bob your record was so good, you saved nine out of ten

My record is still good, this week he was ten

And so Dr Bob's record is still good, it is top on the medical fame, with a bullet, tune in next when we will hear nurse Piggy say...

I hope nobody hears about this Dr Bob

At least he wont say anything, hahaha!

I get it! haha! I get it! (laughs with him)

It's too late, Dr. Bob. We've lost him.

Well, he couldn't have gone so far. He was under the sheet just a second ago.

At least we could have brought a TV set. I'm missing all of my favorite bowling shows.

You and your bowling shows! He cries at the sad parts.

All right, that does it. I refuse to continue this sketch, did you hear me?

Sketch? What sketch? This is the Swinetrek, we're lost in endless space!

This is a cheap-shot comedy sketch, and I'll lay you odds the frog wrote it!