At least we could have brought a TV set. I'm missing all of my favorite bowling shows.
You and your bowling shows! He cries at the sad parts.
“Elton John” · Season 2, Episode 14
In this episode: Waldorf (2), Statler (2), Link Hogthrob (2), Miss Piggy (1), Piggy (1)
We're look like members of the rock age!
We're look more like members of the Stone Age! (Both laughed)
So, what did you think?
(Chef and chicken chase continues)
I hate running gags!
At least we could have brought a TV set. I'm missing all of my favorite bowling shows.
You and your bowling shows! He cries at the sad parts.
[Alarm went off on the control deck]
What does that red light mean?
JSDr. Julius Strangepork
Well, The red light means stop, The green light means go, and the yellow light means....
No! No! No! Not traffic light, That light on the control panel.
JSDr. Julius Strangepork
Oh, That light. Well, That means we are invaded by alien beings.
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