Link Hogthrob quotes from The Muppet Show

At least we could have brought a TV set. I'm missing all of my favorite bowling shows.

You and your bowling shows! He cries at the sad parts.

At least we could have brought a TV set. I'm missing all of my favorite bowling shows.

Miss Piggy

You and your bowling shows! He cries at the sad parts.

What does that red light mean?

Well, The red light means stop, The green light means go, and the yellow light means....

Miss Piggy

No! No! No! Not traffic light, That light on the control panel.

Oh, That light. Well, That means we are invaded by alien beings.

First Mate Miss Piggy.

Fozzie

Er, yes, sir!

Did you shave this morning?

All right, that does it. I refuse to continue this sketch, did you hear me?

Sketch? What sketch? This is the Swinetrek, we're lost in endless space!

This is a cheap-shot comedy sketch, and I'll lay you odds the frog wrote it!

I'd be Long John Silverstine! Deadliest pirate of the seven seas!

You can't be a pirate!

Of course I'm a pirate! I have a hat, a parrot and a hook. What else should I be? A management consultant?