“Charles Aznavour” quotes from The Muppet Show

Hey, Kermit, are you busy?

Kermit

Yes, Gonzo, but I can give you my ear for a minute.

What would I do with your ear?

Kermit

[exasperated] Van Gogh impressions.

This is D for Doc B for Bob saying turn off the Joy Juice [laughs then puts gas mask to his left ear] Hmm? [speaks into it] Ten-Roger, Ok where were we? Pulse?

[checks pulse] (gasps) No pulse Dr Bob

Hmmm, Heartbeat?

[checks heartbeat] No heartbeat Dr Bob

No pulse, no heartbeat, no use. He's gone!

And Dr Bob your record was so good, you saved nine out of ten

My record is still good, this week he was ten

And so Dr Bob's record is still good, it is top on the medical fame, with a bullet, tune in next when we will hear nurse Piggy say...

I hope nobody hears about this Dr Bob

At least he wont say anything, hahaha!

I get it! haha! I get it! (laughs with him)

You'll all see because there's only one Great Gonzo, only one!

Kermit

Thank goodness for that.