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Janice quotes from The Muppet Show

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JJanice

That man is annoying me.

ZZoot

He isn't even looking at you.

JJanice

That's what's annoying me.

S1 E8 Paul Williams
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BDr Bob

This is D for Doc B for Bob saying turn off the Joy Juice [laughs then puts gas mask to his left ear] Hmm? [speaks into it] Ten-Roger, Ok where were we? Pulse?

[checks pulse] (gasps) No pulse Dr Bob

BDr Bob

Hmmm, Heartbeat?

NJNurse Janice

[checks heartbeat] No heartbeat Dr Bob

BDr Bob

No pulse, no heartbeat, no use. He's gone!

NJNurse Janice

And Dr Bob your record was so good, you saved nine out of ten

BDr Bob

My record is still good, this week he was ten

AAnnouncer

And so Dr Bob's record is still good, it is top on the medical fame, with a bullet, tune in next when we will hear nurse Piggy say...

I hope nobody hears about this Dr Bob

BDr Bob

At least he wont say anything, hahaha!

I get it! haha! I get it! (laughs with him)

JJanice

I mean, you know, Kermit, sometimes I don't know what space you are coming from.

Well, it's just a regular backstage space.

S3 E5 Pearl Bailey
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