Shh! That's Benny, the boy I've been telling you about. But it's hopeless.
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Uh, not to be rude, but have you skated before?
SASidney, also known as Sydney
(Gets up, smiling) Nope, but it looked fun. I've never eaten a hot dog with all that extra junk either! (Gets more and more excited) But I just moved here, and I wanna try every new thing I can!!!
(sputters and laughs) You're awesome! My name's Ronnie Anne Santiago.
SASidney, also known as Sydney
My name's Sidney Chang! Nice to meet you!
CCarl
That was the greatest rescue I have ever seen.
Pfft. It was no big deal.
NMr. Nakamura
[grunting] You saved my baby. Thank you so much, Ronnie Anne.
No problemo.
CCarl
[gasps] That's exactly what El Falcón said.
Hurry, hurry! "Adiós, Ana, Adiós" is on!
CCarl
Whoo! Yes! Telenovela time!
[squawks] Mystery! Drama! Romance!
Don't forget style. Obsessed with Ana's outfits.
I'm gonna try to watch it in the mercado. My favorite shift's about to start.
It's okay, mi'jito. We'll shout out the window about the juicy parts.
Yes!
[rushes in] Did I miss it? Whoa! [Slips on Lalo's drool and makes Ronnie Anne fall to the floor] Ooh, sorry, mija.
RRosa
I'm glad you could try to tear yourself away from your gossip long enough to be here, viejito.
Who was gossiping? I was dealing with Maybelle. And you know what a difficult customer she is.
[Ronnie Anne is almost coming out of the living room, but Frida calls her]
Are you sure you don't want to join us, mija? The novela is getting really good!
[shakes her head] Mm.
Come on. Just give it a chance. It's a family tradition.
CCJ
You can sit by me.
Guys, I told you already. I'm not into telenovelas. Call me when the soccer match is on.
RRosa
Shh! Why can you say no to this? [TV shows Ana sitting on a stool sewing a hat with her grandparents] That's our own favorite hero, Ana Ronalda. She's an orphan raised by her grandparents.
The other bad folks want money, but the family doesn't have any, so they're taking Ana Ronalda.
[hugs her kids together, crying] This is why I make you kids carry a whistle!
You guys, this show is so cheesy. Sorry, but you wouldn’t catch me watching it in a billion years.
[shocked] That's it?! I need to know what happens next!
[squawking] Somebody's hooked.
Stop! Stop! You're flat!
No, I'm not! You're sharp!
SSid
[Who can smell the vapor rub from where she is.] Hey, what's going on down there? Is your Abuela cooking minty fish?
No! She's torturing me with her home remedies; and the worst part is, I can't watch the match!
SSid
Don't worry, find a way to keep you updated.
SSid
[Upstairs, drops her phone into traffic.] Ohh! Fiddlesticks!
RRosa
[Alarmed] What was that?!
Uh, nothing. Probably Par dropped a coconut or something. Can I get some napkins?
RRosa
[Grabs some peppers] "I want you to eat all of these chiles, mija!
[Lily grabs Lynn Sr. by the pants and babbles a warning.]
Aw, that's cute, honey, but we can't use your pacifier to pad -- [sees what Lily warned him about] AHHHH!!! WHIRLPOOL!!!
[At end of episode; Lily sees Plessy, the Lake Eddy monster Lucy wanted to find; she babbles to Lincoln about what she saw]
Lincoln [misinterpreting as she wants to go back to the island] Aw, no, Lily. Home is this way.
Oh, no. Sweetie, don't worry. We'll get you a new sundae. [knocks on the window] Uh, excuse me!
No dice, dudes, they close at 5:00 this week.
[Annoyed] What? Huh, you think they'd advertise something like that.
[Lily looks down for a second and then breaks down wailing in despair uncontrollably.]
[picks her up] Oh, poor baby. Let's get you home.
Where should we grab food today?
(Nighttime at Royal Woods Elementary for Parents Conference, Lincoln, Rita and Lynn Sr. run to the sign up sheet.)
Aw! We got the last ding dang slot!
(Luan wakes up)
(excitedly to her still sleeping dummy) Good morning, Mr. Coconuts!
Wow! You're extra chipper today. What's the occasion, doll?
(Looks at the calendar next to her bed.) Today is my first official date with Benny, remember?
Oh, wright, correct. Why could you not forget?
(Luan gets her prop box)
What should I wear? (puts on her glasses) Maybe these gag glasses? Always a classic. (puts on a hat) Or what about this mini top hat? (she looks at herself in a mirror and gasps, she sees a huge pimple on her face) Aaaaaaah!!! (she wraps herself in her covers)
Jeez, the hat doesn't look that bad.
No, look, I have a huge pimple. Oh, I can't let Benny see me like this. Oh, why didn't you say anything?
I didn't realize, and I can certainly see it now. Yowzers! (Picks up a banana and uses it as a phone) Hello, operator? Give me NASA! I just discovered a new planet!
Not helping, Mr. C.
(She takes off. Mr. Coconuts shrugs and follows. Luan lies down on Lori's bed)
Okay, take a deep breath. Pimples are literally no big deal. And plus, Benny should like you for who you are, not what you look like.
(Feeling better) Maybe you're right.
Good golly miss molly! That thing's a monster!
It is?
LLana
Monster? Where? Aw, it's just a zit. But man is it huge? (The siblings gasp and walk in) Can I pop it? Please? (Lori stops her from popping her pimple)
LLisa
Uh, popping the beast will spread bacteria.
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