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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[Luan takes Lori behind the counter]

"Okay, we're going to hit the grounds running!" [She shows Lori the advanced coffee machine] "Let's start your training with the espresso machine." [The machine sparkles; Luan taps on it] "This baby is going to be your best friend. Treat her right, and she won't give you any trouble." [The machine puffs up some steam]

"We need a Hot Bean Kahuna Joe-ppuccino!"

"One hot BKJP coming up! Speaking of drinks..." [She tosses the menu to Lori which she tries to catch it.] "You're gonna need to learn the menu. You've got your Royal Roast, Double Royale, Joe-ppuccino, Macchia-joe, Frappu-Beano..." [She pulls over a tray with a cup of coffee, a coffee bag, and a green pot.]"...Burnt Cremé Brulé Latte. And a slow joe in the green pot. That's decaf." [Lori begins getting overwhelmed by Luan's different coffee types racing by her.] "But then there's also half caf, regular caf, double half regular caf..." [That insignia hits her face, so she grabs it and places it aside.] "... and half caf decaf." [The last insignia pops.]

"Whew."

"Then, you've got your sizes:" [She begins stacking cups] Baby Bean, tall bean, high bean, and..." [She reveals a tiny cup.] ... "The Bean Kahuna, which is also the smallest."

[Next, Luan is with Lori at a table holding a stirrer.]

"When making latte art, it's all in a wrist." [She dips the stirrer into her coffee cup and mixes it. The foam inside takes a shape of a heart.] "Voila! A perfect cappuccino heart!

[On the drive home from the Burnt Bean…]

[Happily singing] ♪ SISTERS! Working together! Chasing those Burnt Bean DREAMS!!! ♪ [tilts her head back again as Lori growls]

[Rita and Lynn Sr. prepare to leave. Luan and Lori enter the house.]

"Hi girls. We're off on our date night."

"We're trying that new place, Mitch's Massage and Macaroni. I'm gonna get the tissue with meatballs."

"Lori, you probably want to go back to your apartment, So Leni, you're in charge until we get back."

[Leni walks by Luan, and Lori, who knows how to get back at Luan.]

"Ooh! Actually, I'm in no hurry. I love to babysit! I bet Leni wants to go!"

[Confused] "I do?"

"You do!"

"Foot massage with fettuccine, here I come!" [She leaves as Lynn Sr. and Rita watch in confusion.]

"I'm sorry, so she's with us now?" [He and Rita leave.]

"Hear that everyone? I'm in charge!" [Luan stares at her in confusion.]

[Lori has ordered pizza for her siblings for dinner.]

"Pizza's here!" [Lynn, Lisa and Lincoln are standing beside her.]

"Ahh, yeah!"

[The siblings line up for pizza and grab everyone of the boxes. Luan walks up to Lori.]

"Hey, where's the pineapple pie for me and Mr. Coconuts?"

"Pineapple? Huh. I thought I heard you say brussel sprouts." [As she hands her a pizza, she gasps that Lori ordered brussel sprouts to her instead.]

"What?! I HATE brussel sprouts!"

"Oh well, guess it pays to enunciate. [leaves]

"Fabulous! Can you get those decafs, Lori? I'm getting swamped with managerial duties after one of my own favorite employees showed up late. Not trying to name names at all."

[annoyingly fills a tray of mugs with the decaf] Managerial duties? Ha! Looks more like stacking cups.

Hey, watch what you're doing! You're spilling coffee everywhere!

Ugh! Stop micromanaging me! You're in a power trip! Correct, Paraag?

Staying there. Correct.

[Angrily] Ha! She just can't stand taking orders from her little sister because she has an ego bigger than a Bean Kahuna!

That's the other small thing, care to remember? Huh! Guess I AM being good at my job!

[Luan screams angrily and Lori does the same, both having enough of each other's immature behavior. They stop fighting as they see the seniors have gone crazy and hyper.]

"Let's ride!"

OMOld man

"WHOOO-EEE!"

[Lori and Luan are stunned watching the scene]

Uh, Lori, what did you put in those decaf cups?

Nothing! I just got it from the decaf pot!

[Lori holds up a pot, Luan and Paraag gasp in horror]

Decaf is the GREEN pot! You gave them Jumpin' Java!

The worst is over, Paraag. You did good.

[They high five and Paraag walks off. Lori approaches her little sister.]

"Wow! The way you handled that was amazing! None of this would've happen if I were mature enough to let you be in charge. I'm sorry. You really are a bean boss."

[Luan smiles at what Lori said as she accepts an apology.]

[Really touched] "Awww! Thanks! And I'm sorry I got all revengy today. I promise from now on, I will be a bigger bean."

[seeing Lily being close to Lana as they exit the bathroom] Hey, Isn't that sweet? Looks like you're Lily's favorite, Lana.

[hiding in the kitchen cupboard with Hops while avoiding Lily; sighs] I love Lily, but being with her the other time is... a lot. [stands up] Sometimes I just need… [accidentally hits the top of the cupboard] Ow! [slumps down] Space. What do I do?

Well, I know.

Hey, Lynn. I have my crystal ball out. Do you wanna see your future?

Yeah. Thanks, Luce, but I already know exactly what it's gonna look like. I'm gonna be triple sport pro-athlete, have five championship rings, three deodorant commercials, two Christmas movies, and my own cereal: Crunchy Junk. Yep. I've gotten it figured out.

My future is terrible! I'm not really on the team! I'm Crikey's personal sweat wiper!

Don't worry. It's possible my crystal ball isn't accurate.

[carrying a big trophy] That glass ball is 100% accurate, Lucy! I did end up winning the pageant after everyone else got food poisoning. Thanks again for the reading. [walks off to her room, next door]

Told you! My future is gonna be messed up for sure! I bet this is all because I missed practice today for that dentist appointment! Who cares about plaque anyway?!

Don't panic. This isn't necessarily your future. It's always evolving.

Darn straight! I'm gonna make sure it evolves the way I want it to. Time to start practicing.

What in the name of cryogenics are you doing?!

Icing my own muscles. It's good for the other body. [chuckles nervously and screams]

[frantically runs out of her and Lucy's room to Lisa and Lily's room; off-screen] Lilster! Wanna hang?

[off-screen] Lynn, she's asleep!

[Lily starts crying after Lynn wakes her up]

[off-screen] Not for long!

Groan…

Yes! Still got a family, but no Rusty in sight. Finally, my future is exactly how I wanted!

[comforting Lynn] Lynn, your future is always evolving. You can't stress about it so much.

Yep. Totally hear you. But just to be safe… [dashes into the kitchen and carries the refrigerator with all of her strength] I'm gonna stay locked in my room until my future starts. [walks upstairs to her room] See you in 10 years!

[knocks on Lynn and Lucy's door, holding the salami and cheese while panting from running up and down the stairs; tiredly] LJ, can I please have the milk and butter? [Lynn hands him over the milk and butter] And could you put back the salami and cheese?

LLynn

Thanks, Dad. Sorry about all those trips up and down the stairs.

Ah, it's okay. It's only my 85th or 86th time up here this morning. [heads downstairs] Whew. [realizes] Aw, no. I forgot the eggs.

LLynn

[off-screen] I gotcha. Heads up!

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