Mandy quotes from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

So, will you help me?

Billy

Nope.

Grim

Not really.

Mandy

Who cares?

Mandy

Rollington Academy is for...

Billy

Geniuses! Which I is one of am!

Grim

Don't make me use my Kung Fu...

Mandy

You were on a children's Kung Fu class?

Grim

Silence, non-believer!

Billy

But I'm looking for Captain Fathead!

Mandy

Your dad's in the garage.

Gladys

I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!

Mandy

No, over here.

Mandy

[to Atilla the Hun and Rasputin] You and you, get teaching. [to Abraham Lincoln] Honest Abe, you get the chips.

Why is it always my job to get the chips?

Grim

[After Mandy asks why he's crying] Billy, and... and his... UGLY friend... They made a call during the week, and I've only got a limited amount of weekday minutes! That is so EVIL, man! And I know evil - I'm the Grim Reaper!

Mandy

Get ahold of yourself. They were probably playing around with your phone making a bunch of phony phone calls. Where are they, anyway?

Grim

Oh, I don't know. They probably got sucked through the phone into another dimension beyond time and space, yadda-dabba-doo, and we're all doomed if they awaken the Great Cthulhu, 'cause he'll probably come up and destroy the universe. Let's go watch television.

Mandy

Your nose looks like a cuttlefish.

Billy

Chicks dig cuttlefish!

Mandy

And your mouth looks like a big, disgusting sucker.

Billy

Chicks dig--

Grim

Don't go there.

Besides, you don't want the Head Vampire, you want the HEAD Head Vampire.

Mandy

The HEAD Head Vampire?

Yes, they did this whole reorganization thing a couple of hundred years ago. It doesn't make much sense to me... Eh, what was I talking about? Oh yes, yes, the "Head" Head Vampire. I think he was at my Labor Day SOIREE. I'd definitely know him if i saw him.

Mandy

If he spilled something on your rug, I'm sure you'd recognize him.

Grim

[after knocking on Santa's door and nobody answering] Strange, the door is locked and nobody is answering.

Mandy

If you saw the Grim Reaper at your door, would you answer?

Grim

Good point. But there should at least be some frightened screamin'. [reaches into pocket] Hang on, I got something for this.

Mandy

What?

Grim

[pulls out a key] A skeleton key!

Hurrah!

Now we're off.

Grim

Yes, we're off.

We're off to save Christmas.

Grim

Off to save Christmas.

And we're cold.

Grim

Super cold!

Yes, we forgot our jackets

Yes, we did not bring our jackets, so we'll freeze and we will...

Mandy

Can it, you two. Alright, Baron if you know the way let's hear it, because we're... LOST,

And we're lost!

Mandy

I said, knock it off. [Sees Baron Von Ghoulish & Grim in a block of ice] Great, I get to spend Christmas Eve with a couple of dorksicles.

Grim

What's this? [He sees a retro cartoon phonograph] Hey, Mandy, I've figured out what's making that music. [Mandy gets up] You okay?

Mandy

Do I LOOK okay?

Grim

It's hard to tell; you sort of always look that way.

Grim

[laughing] Now that's comedy!

Mandy

[REALLY furious; screams] I HATE RETRO CARTOONS! [The retro phonograph hears this and becomes infuriated]

Grim

SHE said it! [They both start to run away]

Grim

Me Spidey Senses inidicate that whatever's making that music is turning everything into a retro cartoon.

Mandy

Grim, you don't HAVE Spidey Senses.

Grim

... Now that complicates things.

Billy

Destroying stuff makes me feel so ALIVE!

Mandy

I second that emotion.

Grim

Ditto.

Mandy

This whole charade is pointless! Grim should belong to me!

Billy

Shut your dirty pie hole! He should belong to me!

Judge Roy Spleen

BOTH of you shut your dirty pie holes! You will follow the rules of the underworld court, or so help me, I'll make you sit in the chocolate pudding chair! THE STAINS WILL NEVER COME OUT OF YOUR CLOTHES!

[both gulp]

Got it?!