Mandy quotes from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Billy

It's over!

Grim

Woo-hoo! Yes, now what shall we do?

Billy

LET'S WATCH IT AGAIN!

Run, Labbie! Run like a wind!

Billy

I can't believe that Timmy fell into the well again. I mean, wouldn't he get sick of falling into it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over-and over and over and over, ooh, it's over; let's watch it again!

NO!

Grim

No more Labbie!

Grim

I think it's trying to suck his brains out, man!

Mandy

Poor thing's gonna starve.

Mandy

I'm not a fly, Billy's Dad. It's me, Mandy. I need you to get Grim.

I get it! You're one of those talking flies that try to look like people!

Mandy

Look, it's Billy, and he's racing with wieners.

Grim

You mean Irwin and Pud'n?

Mandy

No, wiener DOGS.

Billy

Of course your wasting your time sharpening that piece of crud!

Grim

[angry] Why you little... [Scythe shatters and the lights go out]

Billy

[in the dark] Where'd all the pieces go? [A light is turned on and it shines thru the holes in Billy's face] Wow! Look at the lights!

Mandy

[Holding a flashlight] Power tools in the dark? Darwin should be paying you goons a royalty.

Mandy

Wait a second. What kind of breakfast cereal comes with a phoenix inside?

Grim

Well, it says here it's made in Arizona.

Grim

You'll have to use your feminine wiles to get him to talk.

Mandy

[groans] I hate Billy.

[furious] Thud! THUD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

[nervous] Having some cereal.

And what have I said about having some cereal in the boardroom!?

Uhhh?

[spraying Thud with spray bottle] Bad Thud!

No, no!

[begging] No, please, no!

Mandy

Hey, Eris!

[whips head around] What!?

Mandy

You got a piece of food stuck between your teeth.

[looks down at her teeth] No, I don't...

Mandy

You do now.

Mandy

[trying to be nice] Billy, we've known each other now for what seems like a nightmarish eternity. And though I insult you and lie to you daily, steal your stuff, make fun of you, your family, and anyone who looks like you, I still don't feel like I [frustrated grunt] know you. Why don't you tell me more about yourself?

Billy

If I told you, you wouldn't understand. I'm a very complex and multi-layered person.

Billy

[speaking rapidly] But if you really want to know more about me, it's all here in my new autobiography! Hot off the presses! Complete and UNABRIDGED'!

Billy

We're here to see Mrs. Fingerwiggle.

Mandy

Pollywinkle.

Billy

Hairyankle!

Mandy

Pollywinkle!

Billy

Terrytingle?

Mandy

Pollywinkle.

Billy

Molly Ringwald!

Mandy

Pollywinkle! Oh, forget it!

Grim

What's going on up there? The whole place is falling apart.

Mandy

Yet another school that Billy's ruined.

Mandy

Mindy, beauty pageants are ridiculous contests for ridiculous girls.

Mindy

Oh, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy. Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy. Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy. Man-deeeee. You ugly people are so predictable. But since you were born hideous and beast-like, it's not my place to judge.

Principal Goodvibes

Look, Mandy! I've got a lemon for a head! I guess that makes me... CRAZY?

Mandy

Hello, Principal Goodvibes.

Principal Goodvibes

Mandy, I overheard the hurtful things that Mindy said to you. And I think she's got a point. You have to look deep inside, and realize that the only person who can decide if you're truly pretty... is a panel of three judges! Here's a pageant entry form.

Mindy

You REALLY are going to enter the Little Miss Scurvy pageant, aren't you, Mandy?

Mandy

Yes, Mindy. Scared of the competition?

Mindy

I'm scared that the judges will mistake you for a big doo-doo monster and chase you out of town with torches.

Grim

Oh, yeah? We'll see who chases whom with torches.

Billy

Yeah! Mandy'll take your pants off!

Grim

Beat your pants off...

Billy

BEAT your pants off.

Mindy

Oh, I'm SO sure she'll win. And in case you didn't know -- that was sarcasm. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go get a rib removed.

Grim

Okay. We keep flying, we don't look back, we NEVER talk about this again!

Billy

Yep.

Mandy

Uh-huh.