Mandy quotes from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Yes, Irwin's mom is actually a mummy. Nobody can tell you who to fall in love with, but we've managed to make it work all these years. Leaving a whole lot of questions that don't need to be answered.

Mandy

Eh, works for me.

Grim

Me too.

Billy

...But how did you and Irwin's mom...

Leaving a whole lot of questions that don't need to be answered.

Once you join the "Secret Snake Club" [Secret Snake Club wiggle their arms and hiss] they can never unjoin!

Viper

Is unjoin even a real word?

Who cares? She understand what she meant!

Viper

DON'T YELL AT ME!

Well then shut up!

Viper

NO, YOU SHUT UP!

No, you shut up!

Viper

YOU SHUT UP!

No, you shut up!

Viper

SHUT UP!

Mandy

HOW ABOUT YOU BOTH SHUT UP?!

Mandy

So you're telling me the whole point of this stupid club...

...is to resurrect an ancient snake creature and make him eat the cool kids, leaving nerds to rule the world! Yes.

Our world has crumbled!

Viper

Completely-y-y!

Grim

Hey, have fun guys! Hahahahaha!

Have fun? With what?... Oh, no!

Mandy

Cover your eyes Wiggly Jr., cause this is about to get ugly.

Grim

Just who is that Sassy Cat character anyway?

Mandy

It's some stupid cartoon character based on some stupid cartoon media icon used to build this whole stupid amusement park.

Grim

Cartoons are stupid.

Mandy

I agree.

Oh, man! She really IS a goner!

Grim

I'd like to say it was nice knowing her...

Mandy

[sarcastically] Oh, no, whatever shall I do? [pulls out a nearby plug, which turns off the robots] You idiots coming or not?

Wow, she's BAD!

Grim

You have no idea.

Grim

I'm so BORED!

Mandy

I know what you mean. I've been watching Billy pick stuff out of his ear for the last two hours. And the worst part is... I can't stop watching.

Mandy

What's wrong with the TV?

Grim

Nothing, I'm just waiting for Billy to realize it isn't on.

Billy

[staring at a blank screen] ... Ooh, I LOVE this show!

I love you!

Billy

I love YOU.

I'll be your friend!

Billy

I'll be YOUR friend.

I'll do your bidding!

Billy

[in a trance] I'll do your bidding. Pardon me I have bidding to do. [leaves]

Mandy

Is Billy drooling more than usual.

Grim

Just be happy it's drool this time.

[to Mandy] So it's down to you; and it's down to me. One more wish left, and I'll be set free!

Mandy

Don't sell yourself short. You're worth more than free.

Mandy

Billy, do you want to be a TV star?

Billy

I wish!

Mandy

Wish granted.

Irwin

Oh, Mandy. Our time together has meant, so much to me. I picked this flower for you as a..

Billy

Excuse me, sir. Wouldn't you have a great time?

Irwin

Look, I've kind of getting a groove on. If you know what I'm saying?

Billy

My. What a nice-looking scythe you have today! Where did you get it?

Irwin

I stole it from the Grim Reaper, alright? Now if you don't mind...Wait a second, you look familiar. Do I know you somewhere?

Billy

You sure don't, Irwin.

Irwin

Oh, okay. Billy!

Grim

Mandy! Snap out of it! Irwin's using my scythe to control you. You gotta fight it!

Mandy

Ugh.... Grim, Is that you?

Grim

Yes, Mandy! It's me!

Irwin

Oh no, you don't! [he's using a scythe to zap to Mandy]

Mandy

What the heck is going on? [she got zapped from the scythe by Irwin] Irwin is my boyfriend.

Grim

No!

Irwin

You're gonna pay for that, Grim!

Billy

Hey, barf-face! Bet you can zap me with your stupid scythe!

Irwin

You asked for it! [he zapped with the scythe]

Billy

Nope. Miss me. Try again. Uh-uh. You got nothing!

Irwin

[angrily screaming] You're gotta get it, Billy! What the?! Who did that?!

Grim

Incoming! [he jumps on a seesaw with a pile of rocks to throw at Irwin with a scythe]

Irwin

Ha! It's that all you got?!

Grim

Darn! We need something harder then rocks.

Billy

I got it!

Grim

[he picked his scythe on a ground] Mine! [smooching]

Mandy

Get a room.

Grim

Mandy! You're back to normal!

Irwin

[groans] M-Mandy?

Mandy

You know, Irwin, the thing about crushes is, they always hurt in the end. That's why they're called CRUSHES.

When it comes to matters of the heart, Billy is-

Mandy

Doomed.

...Yeah.

Young lady, is this any way to behave?

Mandy

No, I suppose not. Walking up and yelling at someone while they're trying to work does seem quite rude.

Young lady, I do not tolerate such behavior!

Mandy

Well, that's really your problem, not my problem, is it?

I will not stand for this!

Mandy

There's an empty chair right there.

Mandy

[to Librarian] Look, lady, can you have your meltdown somewhere else? I've got a history report due tomorrow on the history of corn... and you're kind of distracting me.

Labbie, Timmy has fallen into a well again! Go save him, Labbie!

Mandy

Do we have anything else to watch?

Billy

But if we turn it off now, we won't know what happens to Labbie!

Grim

Woof, woof.

Oh, Labbie! You're our hero! Here, take this golden dog bone as a token of our gratitude.

Woof, woof!

Billy

Hey, are you guys puh-psychic?

Grim

No, you pea-brain. We've watched this movie 60 times in a row.