Grim quotes from The Grim Adventures of Billy &amp; Mandy

Cover your eyes Wiggly Jr., cause this is about to get ugly.

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Grim

Just who is that Sassy Cat character anyway?

It's some stupid cartoon character based on some stupid cartoon media icon used to build this whole stupid amusement park.

Grim

Cartoons are stupid.

I agree.

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MCMaster Control

[monitor activates] I am Master Control, computer of the future.

[screams and jumps on Grim's arms]

Grim

That'd better be sweat dripping down your leg, boy.

MCMaster Control

I am programmed to run all of the machines at this attraction. My intelligence is beyond measure; I know everything there is to know, and I'm not too shabby at checkers.

Grim

Wait, how do you know EVERYTHING?

MCMaster Control

I just do, so there.

Grim

If you know everything, then what's the meaning of life?

MCMaster Control

Life has no meaning; only machine intelligence is truly significant on a cosmic scale.

Grim

Hmm, I didn't think he'd get that one right.

Oh, yeah? Then what's my favorite color?

MCMaster Control

Blue.

What's the best kind of bean?

MCMaster Control

Pinto.

Why is the sky blue?

MCMaster Control

Because of the refraction of sunlight through the water droplets in the sky.

Why do I ask so many questions?

MCMaster Control

Because you're a nuisance!

What's the color of my underwear?

MCMaster Control

White...

[Master Control raises an eyebrow]

[Master Control puts on an annoyed face]

MCMaster Control

... with pink frilly lace.

[checks in his pants] WOW! It really DOES know everything.

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FWFunhouse worker

Oh, man! She really IS a goner!

Grim

I'd like to say it was nice knowing her...

[Mandy walks to the door, completely indifferent to the chaos and destruction around her. When she makes to the door, the robots swarm her]

[sarcastically] Oh, no, whatever shall I do? [pulls out a nearby plug, which turns off the robots] You idiots coming or not?

WWorker

Wow, she's BAD!

Grim

You have no idea.

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Grim

I'm so BORED!

I know what you mean. I've been watching Billy pick stuff out of his ear for the last two hours. And the worst part is... I can't stop watching.

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What's wrong with the TV?

Grim

Nothing, I'm just waiting for Billy to realize it isn't on.

[staring at a blank screen] ... Ooh, I LOVE this show!

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HHHappy Huggy Stuffy Bear

I love you!

I love YOU.

HHHappy Huggy Stuffy Bear

I'll be your friend!

I'll be YOUR friend.

HHHappy Huggy Stuffy Bear

I'll do your bidding!

[in a trance] I'll do your bidding. Pardon me I have bidding to do. [leaves]

Is Billy drooling more than usual.

Grim

Just be happy it's drool this time.

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Hey, Grim! Why'd you cut off the head of my Huggy Stuffy Pony Bear?

Grim

Because it made you into a zombie.

Oh, You bears are all alike. You love us, you turn us into zombies, your heads get cut off and leave us brokenhearted.

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Grim

You mortals are always picking your noses: [flashbacks] in your car, at the mall, in your car, at work, in your car, at school, in your car...

Hey, that's me!

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Grim

Okay, Thromnambular. I guess we're both trapped in situations we don't like. So let's help each other out. I wish I was free from Billy and Mandy forever, and that you were free from your prison of wishes so that you'll never make another wish again!

TThronambular

I heard your proposal, let's broker a deal. I'll grant you your wish and we'll see how you feel!

Grim

[as the wishing skull] NOOOOOOOOOO!

TThromnambular

[as the Grim Reaper] Muhahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaahh!

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Grim

Hey, Billy, have you seen my scythe?

I just sold it to Irwin for a smashed amusement park penny.

Grim

YOU WHAT!?

I just...sold it to...Irwin.

Grim

Do you realize what could happen if my scythe gets into the wrong hands?!

I sure do! I mean, no.

Grim

It could cause mass destruction and chaos, creating an imbalance in the universe, and bringing about the end of time as we know it!

You make funny faces when you're angry.

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Oh, Mandy. Our time together has meant, so much to me. I picked this flower for you as a..

Excuse me, sir. Wouldn't you have a great time?

Look, I've kind of getting a groove on. If you know what I'm saying?

My. What a nice-looking scythe you have today! Where did you get it?

I stole it from the Grim Reaper, alright? Now if you don't mind...Wait a second, you look familiar. Do I know you somewhere?

You sure don't, Irwin.

Oh, okay. Billy!

Grim

Mandy! Snap out of it! Irwin's using my scythe to control you. You gotta fight it!

Ugh.... Grim, Is that you?

Grim

Yes, Mandy! It's me!

Oh no, you don't! [he's using a scythe to zap to Mandy]

What the heck is going on? [she got zapped from the scythe by Irwin] Irwin is my boyfriend.

Grim

No!

You're gonna pay for that, Grim!

Hey, barf-face! Bet you can zap me with your stupid scythe!

You asked for it! [he zapped with the scythe]

Nope. Miss me. Try again. Uh-uh. You got nothing!

[angrily screaming] You're gotta get it, Billy! What the?! Who did that?!

Grim

Incoming! [he jumps on a seesaw with a pile of rocks to throw at Irwin with a scythe]

Ha! It's that all you got?!

Grim

Darn! We need something harder then rocks.

I got it!

[Billy has a plate of submarine sandwiches to put on a seesaw, and Grim jumps on a seesaw will throw submarine sandwiches will targeting and beating at Irwin and a scythe, Irwin got beating by submarine sandwiches and a scythe falls on a ground to zapping back to normal]

Grim

[he picked his scythe on a ground] Mine! [smooching]

Get a room.

Grim

Mandy! You're back to normal!

[groans] M-Mandy?

You know, Irwin, the thing about crushes is, they always hurt in the end. That's why they're called CRUSHES.

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[Grim is asleep]

Grim

Hi, honey, I'm home! Man, even the flies were dropping like flies. [sniffs] What that smell.

[Grim walks up to his lion-esque Wife]

Grim

Hello dear, whats cooking?

WWife

AAGH!

Grim

My favorite. Oh, what did I ever do to deserve a wife as good as you?

WWife

AAGH!

[Much later, Grim and his "wife" are lying by the fire]

Grim

I just love these quiet evenings, don't you?

WWife

AAGH!

Grim

Wait, this is not my beautiful home! This is not my beautiful wife! [Screams]

Same as it ever was. [Repeated multiple times]

Grim

[screams]

[Reference to "Once in a Lifetime"]

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[Billy, Mandy and Grim are watching tv]

GOGuy on TV

Labbie, Timmy has fallen into a well again! Go save him, Labbie!

Do we have anything else to watch?

But if we turn it off now, we won't know what happens to Labbie!

Mandy "Oh, Labbie. You're our hero. Here, take this golden dog bone as a token of our gratitude."

Grim

Woof, woof.

GOGuy on TV

Oh, Labbie! You're our hero! Here, take this golden dog bone as a token of our gratitude.

LLabbie

Woof, woof!

Hey, are you guys puh-psychic?

Grim

No, you pea-brain. We've watched this movie 60 times in a row.

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It's over!

Grim

Woo-hoo! Yes, now what shall we do?

LET'S WATCH IT AGAIN!

[Few hours later]

GOGuy on TV

Run, Labbie! Run like a wind!

I can't believe that Timmy fell into the well again. I mean, wouldn't he get sick of falling into it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over-and over and over and over, ooh, it's over; let's watch it again!

MGMandy & Grim

NO!

[Grim takes out the tape]

Grim

No more Labbie!