[upon meeting Blanche's overweight daughter, a former model] What did she model, car covers?
“Blanche's Little Girl” · Season 3, Episode 14
In this episode: Sophia Petrillo (4), Dorothy Zbornak (3), Rose Nylund (3), Blanche Devereaux (2), Rebecca (2)
[to Becky] Let me get a look at you.
This could take several hours.
So Becky, what brings you to Miami?
My guess is a small barge!
Mama offered to drive us over to Vero Beach to see the Dodgers play. Jeremy's a big baseball fan.
JJeremy
Becky's a bigger one. Becky's a bigger everything.
Not everything, Jeremy.
[on Rebecca marrying Jeremy] It's her daughter, it's her choice. It's like something that happened back in St. Olaf...
[furious] Oh, Rose, STOP! Rose, why is it when any one of us makes an observation, the first thing we hear from you is "Back in St. Olaf"?! Did it ever occur to you that we might be sick and tired of hearing, "Back in St. Olaf, back in St. Olaf, back in St. Olaf"?!!!
[surprised] Gee, no, I never realized. I'm sorry.
Oh, that's okay.
Back in that town whose name you're tired of...
ROSE!!!!
Picture it! Sicily, 1922. An attractive peasant girl who has saved her lire embarks on a glorious vacation to a Crimean resort on the Black Sea. For weeks, she frolics at the seaside resort and enjoys the company of many young men, all of whom adore her.
EEdna
ALL of them?
Shut up, Edna, I work alone. All of them. When it's time to return to Sicily, three different suitors beg her to stay. But she can't decide who to choose, so she chooses none of them. But she agrees to meet with them at the same resort many years later. To her trio of suitors, that eventful gathering was referred to as "Rendezvous with Sophia." But to the rest of the world, it was better known as the Yalta Conference.
Oh, I hate these moments.
Me too. I never did learn how to say goodbye.
Oh, there are so many ways to say farewell. Auf wiedersehen, arrivederci, adiós, hasta luego...
Get lost.
See, there's another one. Good, Dorothy!
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