The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air · Season 5, Episode 5
“Fresh Prince: The Movie” · Season 5, Episode 5
In this episode: Will Smith (3), Philip (1), Jazz (1)
Uncle Phil. Hey man, what are you doing here?
I'll tell you what I'm doing here. Years ago, I fell in love with and married a wonderful woman named Vivian. Vivian had a sister named Vy. Vy gave birth to a child named Will, whose sole purpose in life is to make mine a living Hell! Now, you have done a lot to me these last 4 years, but how you managed to have me ripped out of my wonderful life in Bel-Air and relocated to this landfill boggles my mind!
Look, Jazz, I just don't feel comfortable telling you anymore, man. Who knows? Your life could be in danger.
What life? I'm a married man.
If I were you, I'd run.
If you were me, you'd be good looking.
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