“Did you just put super glue in my...” – Carlton (comes in the kitchen with his hands on the top of his head), The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air ... TV Quotes Database

CCarlton (comes in the kitchen with his hands on the top of his head)

Did you just put super glue in my hair gel?

That's what you get for stealing my girl.

I didn't have to steal her. She was bored with you, so that she has to come to a real man.

So, what you're saying is that I'm not a real man?

You got that right. It's like this "Hey, baby, (doing his pelvic thrust) pap, pap, stuff". It worked in high school, but now, it's just embarrassing!

Take it easy there, stumpy.

And you know what? I'm also getting tired of the short jokes. I'm average height.

For a woman!

I'm large enough for Valerie.

Carlton (comes in the kitchen with his hands on the top of his head), Will and others in “Grumpy Young Men”