I mean Dougie loves everything. People, am I the only one who sees a problem with this? (singing) I love bugs and I love death. I love oozing flesh wounds!
“Reality Bites” · Season 5, Episode 3
In this episode: Will Smith (3), Hilary Banks (2), Carlton Banks (1), Geoffrey Butler (1)
Yeah, where is Carlton? He had better have a good reason for standing Nicky up.
Will locked me in the closet!
(Will sits at the kitchen table, Hilary enters the kitchen and throws a newspaper on the table)
Look at this.
Will (reading newspaper): "Powerful earthquake rattles northern coast."
Oh, boo-hoo.
(turns paper over and points to page): This.
"Television personality Leeza Gibbons was shocked to learn that the woman attempting to vandalize her car was none other than rival talk show host, Hilary Banks."
(groans)
"Banks, seen here, wielding a potato..."
Wielding? I was not wielding, I was rubbing.
I rubbed that damn potato all over Leeza's car and it didn't even make a scratch.
At least they didn't catch me putting my keys in her exhaust pipe.
Hilary, you were supposed to- never mind.
Hilary (aiming video camera at television to record Leeza Gibbons' show): Geoffrey?! Geoffrey?!! Geoffrey!!!
You rang, Miss Hilary?
I have been calling you for fifteen minutes. Didn't you hear me?
Yes, but I so rarely have a woman scream my name. I was rather enjoying it.
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