(cheering) We beat 'em, we dissed 'em, we whipped they butts good, but that was kinda stupid, y'all, we in they neighborhood. Run!
S2The Big Four-Oh
Yo! Yo! Yo! We're here to display...
A look at a woman who's 40 today.
She's smart and well-dressed, so just to give thanks...
This is your life, Vivian Banks.
S2She Ain't Heavy
Will (to Dee Dee): Would you ever wear white after Labor Day?
DDDee-Dee
If it's clean and I can button it, I'll wear anything.
S2Cased Up
Philip [to Will about his new car] Until I see some insurance papers, you're not driving this car. In fact, what kind of idiot would sell a car without insurance?
I resent that. The joke's on you, Mr. Banks. You can't throw me out, 'cause I'm already outside. [Philip picks up Jazz then proceeds to throw him into the kitchen]
You've heard of the Batmobile, get a load of the Rapmobile!
S2Hi-Ho Silver
Carlton, why do I have service for eight in my drawers?
SLSonya Lamor
Hello darling...NO photographs!
I hope there's no papparazzi around here
SLSonya Lamor
Oh don't worry darling, they don't know I live here
No, it's because people mistake me for Whitney Houston.
S2The Butler Did It
(Will enters the kitchen carrying two suitcases.)
Will, it's nice of you to help Mom and Dad with their bags.
Oh yeah, man. I mean, they treat me so good here, I do whatever I can to repay their kindness.
Can't wait for them to leave either, huh?
Does Barry White want seconds?
S2Something for Nothing
WLWill [looking at Carlton's book cover]
"How To Beat The Odds? Sorry C, there's no way to beat it. You're odd."
S2Christmas Show
Carlton, skiing is for white guys named Sven, and O.J. Simpson.
Oh, Will, you deprived product of the ghetto. Skiing is an exhilarating sport.
What is exhilarating about strapping two sticks to your feet, flying down a hill at 90 miles an hour, and then slamming into a tree?
This is L.A., man. If I wanted to get my head cracked, I'd star in the next Rodney King video.
Forget it, Ashley, I am not getting you a stun gun for Christmas.
I'm not really going to use it on Cousin Bobby I just want to scare him with it.
Look, we haven't seen him since Aunt Janice's wedding. Maybe we remember him worse than he is.
Yeah, right, and maybe it was Barbie's idea to catch that tan in the microwave.
S2Hilary Gets a Life
[to Hilary] I've been busting my hump ever since you got a job.
[Philip reads off the family's credit card bills]
Carlton, ninety dollars for a pair of socks? That's ridiculous.
It certainly is. Oh Philip, that's nine dollars.
Oh...Ashley. How could you manage to charge eighty dollars worth of trinkets on our account at the drug store?
That's eighty cents. Sweety, do you need to get your eyes checked?
Don't be ridiculous Vivian.
This has been going on for months. If you move the TV any closer to the bed, I'll be sleeping with Jay Leno.
Now, this looks like it says "300 dollars for shoes." What's that say?
300 dollars for shoes.
Point being?
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