Carlton, skiing is for white guys named Sven, and O.J. Simpson.
Oh, Will, you deprived product of the ghetto. Skiing is an exhilarating sport.
What is exhilarating about strapping two sticks to your feet, flying down a hill at 90 miles an hour, and then slamming into a tree?
This is L.A., man. If I wanted to get my head cracked, I'd star in the next Rodney King video.
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