Hillary quotes from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Philip

Now, this looks like it says "300 dollars for shoes." What's that say?

300 dollars for shoes.

Point being?

Will

Hold up, Hold up, Time-out Time-out, flag on the play, traveling, offsides, clipping. What up with this here?

Carlton

Hillary, how'd you know that?

Easy, Geoffrey's been watching that Brain Storm tape all day.

Will

If you walk out on Scott now this could haunt you for the rest of your life.

What do you mean?

Will

Well, you might never go out again. You'll become one of them crazy old women who walk around all day with a shower cap on, with an ol' raggedy halter top that says "Jam!". Then you gonna start wearing rhinestone gauchos. Then, just for no reason, you'll say "Dum dum de-day!". And you'll be eating neckbone sandwiches all the time and screaming at your lil' imaginary dog, Brutus. And you know what the worst part is?

What?

Will

The only man you'll get is some fool named Grady. He'll be smelling like menthol all the time and falling asleep in his soup.

Will

Seeing how this is your first real date, I think there's a couple things you need to know. Listen, if you gonna hold the popcorn, you hold it UP in plain sight. So when he go reaching for the bucket, he don't miss, talkin' 'bout, 'oops'.

And stop at that gas station and make sure that tank is full.

Carlton

And if he tells you to pull his finger, don't do it.