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The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air · Season 2

Philip and Vivian in “Hilary Gets a Life”

[Philip reads off the family's credit card bills]

Carlton, ninety dollars for a pair of socks? That's ridiculous.

It certainly is. Oh Philip, that's nine dollars.

Oh...Ashley. How could you manage to charge eighty dollars worth of trinkets on our account at the drug store?

That's eighty cents. Sweety, do you need to get your eyes checked?

Don't be ridiculous Vivian.

This has been going on for months. If you move the TV any closer to the bed, I'll be sleeping with Jay Leno.

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