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The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

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S2Guess Who's Coming to Marry?

[After seeing Janice's fiancé for the first time]

Gee, when Janice described him, she didn't mention that he was... tall. Not that I have any problems with people who are... tall.

LLester

My cousin used to date a girl who was, uh... tall.

Heck, the boys go to a predominantly... tall school.

Am I alone in this, or did none of y'all notice he was white?

VVi

What the hell is wrong with Janice?!

Oh, I'm sorry, did I say "white"? [smiles weakly] I meant "tall".

He didn't seem that tall to me.

I was thinking, since Janice is of the Negroid persuasion and Frank is of the Caucasoid persuasion, we could try these songs for the wedding...

[Carlton sings a few lines from "Ebony and Ivory" by Paul McCartney then "Jungle Fever" by Stevie Wonder]

So, Will, what did you think?

I think you were deprived of oxygen at birth.

Bobby, I like it whenever you come. They all appreciate me after you leave.

S2The Big Four-Oh

(cheering) We beat 'em, we dissed 'em, we whipped they butts good, but that was kinda stupid, y'all, we in they neighborhood. Run!

Yo! Yo! Yo! We're here to display...

A look at a woman who's 40 today.

She's smart and well-dressed, so just to give thanks...

This is your life, Vivian Banks.

S2She Ain't Heavy

Will (to Dee Dee): Would you ever wear white after Labor Day?

DDDee-Dee

If it's clean and I can button it, I'll wear anything.

S2Cased Up

Philip [to Will about his new car] Until I see some insurance papers, you're not driving this car. In fact, what kind of idiot would sell a car without insurance?

I resent that. The joke's on you, Mr. Banks. You can't throw me out, 'cause I'm already outside. [Philip picks up Jazz then proceeds to throw him into the kitchen]

You've heard of the Batmobile, get a load of the Rapmobile!

S2Hi-Ho Silver

Carlton, why do I have service for eight in my drawers?

SLSonya Lamor

Hello darling...NO photographs!

I hope there's no papparazzi around here

SLSonya Lamor

Oh don't worry darling, they don't know I live here

No, it's because people mistake me for Whitney Houston.

S2The Butler Did It

(Will enters the kitchen carrying two suitcases.)

Will, it's nice of you to help Mom and Dad with their bags.

Oh yeah, man. I mean, they treat me so good here, I do whatever I can to repay their kindness.

Can't wait for them to leave either, huh?

Does Barry White want seconds?

S2Something for Nothing

WLWill [looking at Carlton's book cover]

"How To Beat The Odds? Sorry C, there's no way to beat it. You're odd."

S2Christmas Show

Carlton, skiing is for white guys named Sven, and O.J. Simpson.

Oh, Will, you deprived product of the ghetto. Skiing is an exhilarating sport.

What is exhilarating about strapping two sticks to your feet, flying down a hill at 90 miles an hour, and then slamming into a tree?

This is L.A., man. If I wanted to get my head cracked, I'd star in the next Rodney King video.

Forget it, Ashley, I am not getting you a stun gun for Christmas.

I'm not really going to use it on Cousin Bobby I just want to scare him with it.

Look, we haven't seen him since Aunt Janice's wedding. Maybe we remember him worse than he is.

Yeah, right, and maybe it was Barbie's idea to catch that tan in the microwave.

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