BBobby
Cousin Carlton, Tomorrow, can you take me to Disneyland?
Forget it. I will not be an accomplice to the murder of Mickey Mouse.
“Guess Who's Coming to Marry?” · Season 2
In this episode: Will Smith (3), Carlton Banks (2), Vivian Banks (1), Hilary Banks (1), Phil (1)
[After seeing Janice's fiancé for the first time]
Gee, when Janice described him, she didn't mention that he was... tall. Not that I have any problems with people who are... tall.
LLester
My cousin used to date a girl who was, uh... tall.
PPhil
Heck, the boys go to a predominantly... tall school.
Am I alone in this, or did none of y'all notice he was white?
VVi
What the hell is wrong with Janice?!
Oh, I'm sorry, did I say "white"? [smiles weakly] I meant "tall".
He didn't seem that tall to me.
I was thinking, since Janice is of the Negroid persuasion and Frank is of the Caucasoid persuasion, we could try these songs for the wedding...
[Carlton sings a few lines from "Ebony and Ivory" by Paul McCartney then "Jungle Fever" by Stevie Wonder]
So, Will, what did you think?
I think you were deprived of oxygen at birth.
Bobby, I like it whenever you come. They all appreciate me after you leave.
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