Why are you guys still up? You're making it really hard for me to sneak in.
Ashley, you know full well if you wanna sneak past Uncle Phil, you don't go through the kitchen.
S4Sleepless in Bel-Air
You can't stop little girls from growing up.
PPhil
I can, and I will!
Sorry, nervous habit.
Sorry, nervous habit!
Ding, dong, the cricket's dead, Ashley's grounded, now you can all go to bed!
Ashley, listen to me. Guys are only after two things,-
(interrupting) I thought they were only after one thing?
Yeah, but they wanna do it more than once...
[After Ashley's been caught sneaking in]
I'm sorry. I won't do it again.
Of course you won't, sweetheart...because you're grounded for the next ten years.
Ten years?!
Or whenever you move out the house, whichever comes first.
But that's not fair!
Tell it to the judge. Oh, That's me. (passes a plant and the chirping stops) I killed the cricket!
(sarcastic) Ah, what a horrible death!
S4Who's the Boss
You know what they say: Behind every successful man is a woman... or if you want to switch positions that's okay with me, too.
S4I Know Why the Caged Bird Screams
He'll be there or my name isn't...
WILL!
S4When You Hit Upon a Star
You know what Uncle Phil? I think I loved her.
Oh... Bull. You hardly even knew her. It's the life style you're in love with.
So you're saying the only reason I loved her is cause she's rich and let me sponge off of her?
Yes.
Then, I love you too, Uncle Phil.
S4Stop Will! In the Name of Love
Some guy's going to try to be all over you like cheese on a Big Mac.
Well, maybe I like cheese!
How do you know you like something if you've never had it? Please tell me you ain't had no cheese, Ashley.
(loudly) No, but if I want to have sex! [people stare at Ashley and Will] I do not need your approval!
It-it's cheese, Ashley.
Oh, don't give me that innocent boy, look routine! I invented that routine! And you just a bad little dog! Ooh, shame.
(scoffs) Does this look a place to have fun? I don't think so. Ain't nobody gonna have some fun around here! Not you, not me, not her!
SSamantha
And definitely not me! Goodbye, Will!
Hey, hey, come back! Ooh, what is her name?!
S4You'd Better Shop Around
[Will, Carlton and Philip search for a new car]
Now remember, Will, we're looking for something that emphasizes good sense over style and excitement.
How about a '94 You?
[eats what seems to be a cake] Mmm. This fat-free cake isn't bad, Geoffrey.
Sir, that's a sponge.
S4M is for the Many Things She Gave Me
Uncle Phil, you CANNOT go to the Hotel with that Woman.
It's just for a little dinner.
Yeah, then dessert, the likes of which even you ain't never seen. Listen, Uncle Phil, Janice is the one that got away, right?
Yeah.
Well, she ain't get away from me.
What?
Uncle Phil, I was dropping Wendy off back at the hotel, right? And then you know I'm walking down the hall, and then Mrs. Robertson comes up and she asking me about the quake, so you know I'm going in and telling her and then she slips into something more comfortable. And then she grab these pictures, she's showing pictures of San...San-something, and then, you know, before I knew it, you know: ta-dow.
Ta-dow?
Taaaaaa-dow.
Ta-dow. OOOH! YOU SLEPT WITH JANICE!
[As her Father] Ashley, go to your room.
Oh, I love this!
[As her Father] And take Carlton with you.
Hey I'm not going anywhere.
You heard what I said.
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