Now I know how Captain Ahab felt when he hunted Moby Dick.
Between the two of you sir, is the cricket the whale?
“Sleepless in Bel-Air” · Season 4
In this episode: Will Smith (9), Philip (7), Carlton Banks (6), Geoffrey Butler (5), Ashley Banks (4), Vivian Banks (1), Phil (1), Hillary (1)
Come on, Daddy, 10 years? The Menendez boys will be out before I am.
The Menendez boys were home by their curfew.
Good night, Geoffrey.
Good night, sir... idiot
Seeing how this is your first real date, I think there's a couple things you need to know. Listen, if you gonna hold the popcorn, you hold it UP in plain sight. So when he go reaching for the bucket, he don't miss, talkin' 'bout, 'oops'.
And stop at that gas station and make sure that tank is full.
And if he tells you to pull his finger, don't do it.
(covering his nose) Oh, man.....
Will, let me tell you a story about The Grasshopper and the Ant.
Carlton, I really don't feel like hearing about you and your little friends, okay?
Just listen. See, the grasshopper goofed off while the ant worked hard storing food for the winter. And when the winter came, the ant had food, but the grasshopper starved to death. You know what the moral of the story is?
Yep, even if we were insects, I'd be bigger than you.
Hey, you wanna hear a little chemistry rhyme?
No, not really.
Here... little Timmy took a drink, but he will drink no more. For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4! That's how I remembered the equation for sulfuric acid.
Look. I got one, I got one. Little Carlton was a boy whose body was short and stumpy. He'd never shut his mouth, so I kicked his little rumpy!
I can't stand it. This chirping is burning a hole STRAIGHT into my skull.
There she blows, capitain! By the table! By the table!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I got him! I killed that little sucker!
Where'd you last put the insecticide?
In your soup.
I thought you were in bed.
Yeah, you also thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Why are you guys still up? You're making it really hard for me to sneak in.
Ashley, you know full well if you wanna sneak past Uncle Phil, you don't go through the kitchen.
You can't stop little girls from growing up.
PPhil
I can, and I will!
Sorry, nervous habit.
Sorry, nervous habit!
Ding, dong, the cricket's dead, Ashley's grounded, now you can all go to bed!
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