Uncle Phil, you CANNOT go to the Hotel with that Woman.
It's just for a little dinner.
Yeah, then dessert, the likes of which even you ain't never seen. Listen, Uncle Phil, Janice is the one that got away, right?
Yeah.
Well, she ain't get away from me.
What?
Uncle Phil, I was dropping Wendy off back at the hotel, right? And then you know I'm walking down the hall, and then Mrs. Robertson comes up and she asking me about the quake, so you know I'm going in and telling her and then she slips into something more comfortable. And then she grab these pictures, she's showing pictures of San...San-something, and then, you know, before I knew it, you know: ta-dow.
Ta-dow?
Taaaaaa-dow.
Ta-dow. OOOH! YOU SLEPT WITH JANICE!
[As her Father] Ashley, go to your room.
Oh, I love this!
[As her Father] And take Carlton with you.
Hey I'm not going anywhere.
You heard what I said.
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