[while skating] Did you guys hear the big news? Coach… Crawford's…
CCasey
Coach Crawford's what?
SSameer
Learning how to smile?
CCasey
Tell us! The suspense is too much to handle.
[stops skating] Retiring!
NNikki
[noticing Sameer crying in joy and tries to comfort him] It's okay, Sameer. I didn't know they were so close.
SSameer
I'm not sad. These are happy tears. [wipes them away] Coach Crawford always made us work so hard in gym class.
RARonnie Anne, Sergio, and CJ
Gatos, Gatos, Gatos, Gatos!
[bursts into the mercado with a broomstick] Gatos?! Where, where?!
Not real cats, Abuela. [points to the orange team banner] The soccer team!
Oh. Well, before those real gatos get here, I'll be able to feel ready. [leaves the mercado]
I don't know what you are very excited about. Everyone knows the gatos lose every game.
This is not a real game. [rips off his sweater, revealing a gato t-shirt] It's the Crosslake Championship!
[mockingly] Oh. So they're gonna be big losers! I've got my money on anyone who's not The Gatos. [rips off his own shirt, revealing a t-shirt with a "No" sign covering the team logo]
[aghast; comes from behind the counter and bumps Vito] Just wait. Our star player, Picosito, is gonna win this year. After he's hot, ay-yi-yi, he's hot!
Too bad he's been ice cold for years.
[Stanley is telling Sid, Adelaide, Breakfast Bot, and the three pets a story about their ancestors in a book]
[narrating the story] Once upon a time, thousands of years ago, our ancestors lived in Clear Water Village. They farmed the land and enjoyed a peaceful life, until one day, the village was attacked by the infamous Han Family Bandits! [imitating the bandits] "Hand over all your food or we will destroy your village!"
Oh, no! And then they destroyed it?
Shh! Dad's getting to that! Dad, can you get to that?
As I was saying, our calm wise, and very handsome Ancestor Chang, who some say looks a lot like me…
[clears throat] He realized that the Han family's hunger had driven them to a life of crime. So, he offered them a challenge. If he gave them something more delicious than anything they'd ever tasted, they'd have to spare the village. The bandits scoffed, but then Ancestor Chang gave them his goldfish bao, it delighted their eyes, filled their stomachs, and energized their bodies! The bandits lost the challenge! The Han family was so moved, that they gave up their evil ways and became the protectors of Clear Water Village. And that's the story of how this bao recipe saved the day. [holds up a goldfish bao, which sparkles] It's been passed down through our family for generations.
[to his daughters] And now, it's time for me to pass the recipe down to you two, so you can make bao for the Chinese Cultural Fair today. [sniffles a bit with tears streaming down from his eyes] My little buns, making their first buns...
[pats her father on the back; touched] Aw, Dad...
I gotta go to the park and snag the best spot before Mike Liu gets there. [chuckles] Oh, and I'm gonna need you to make 800 bao just like those two.
[giggles weakly] It sounded like he said eight hundred...
I did. Better get started. See you at the park. [leaves again]
But it took us forever to make two!
[whining] At this rate, we'll be DAD'S age by the time we finish! There HAS to be a better way! [gets an idea] That's it!
[Carl and Adelaide find Sergio laying on the couch, bawling in tears while binging ice cream]
Priscilla dumped me…AGAIN! [resumes sobbing]
Oh. I'm so sorry, Sergio.
You guys break up all the time. Just find a new girlfriend. There's plenty of birds in the sky.
I tried. Total fail. [Flashback to the moments of him trying to get a new girlfriend bird] One had terrible manners. [The female pelican launches a fish at him and he falls off] One just didn't listen. [holds up his phone showing a photo of Ronnie Anne to an owl] And for the fifth time, this is Ronnie Anne. [The owl hoots and he face palms himself; then seen having a dinner date with a female eagle] One was too aggressive. So, you like smaller birds? [The female eagle caws and picks him up and flies off into the sky; fading back to present] None lived up to sweet Priscilla.
No idea. [holds up his phone, showing them a photo of Priscilla annoyingly massaging his feet] Look at all the fun we had together. This is her giving me a foot massage, [scrolls down to another photo of them at Sancho's place] this is us at Sancho's watching the game, [scrolls to another photo of her massaging his feet while still at Sancho's] this is her giving me a foot massage while watching the game.
Nah. That's just her resting ostrich face. [scrolls to a photo of Priscilla]
It's clear what the problem is. You didn't treat her like a princess. It's okay, I can teach you how to act like a prince and win her back.
[The female eagle caws from outside the window, staring deadly at Sergio]
Look, the eagle's back for a second day!
Hopelessly in love! Don't give up on me! [begs with sad eyes]
Ugh, fine. We'll have to make it up to Priscilla, but this time, I'm coming with you, so you don't Sergio it up.
[offended] "Sergio it up?" What's that supposed to mean? [the venus flytrap bites on his head again] You got a point.
[While Priscilla and her parents, Frank and Estelle, wait for Sergio to arrive, Priscilla paces around nervously; They hear Lalo bark and see him dragging Sergio in the carriage; Sergio exits and walks up to them]
[through earpiece] Bow and kiss the queen's hand, then say the following.
Frank, Estelle, it's truly an honor. [bows and kisses Estelle's foot, much to her approval]
Your daughter is my everything. I want to spend every waking breath beside lovely Priscilla.
Your daughter is my everything. I want to spend every waking breath beside ugly Priscilla.
[stammering] I said lovely, you dope! Uh, I mean, you're so dope. High five. What?
The moment I laid my eyes on her, I said to myself… [starts hitting the radio as it starts glitching and randomly plays country music]
[starts square dancing] Yee-haw! You're listening to GLC's number one country station.
Buenos dias, mis estrellitas. Today, I am talking about the water sign.
A lifetime of happiness is in sight if…
RRRosa, Ronnie Anne, and Bobby
If…
You're back with your ex by tonight. Es tu destino!
Maria, you're getting back together with Arturo. I knew it.
Ugh, ay, Mama. You know I don't believe in any of that Ernesto stuff.
Yeah, me neither. But it's so weird because the other day he predicted… [flashback to the day he was brushing his teeth, squeezes the toothpaste tube and cash comes out] I'd find treasure in the bathroom. Check it out. It smells like mint.
Money in the bathroom?! [dashes into the bathroom]
Well, Ernesto's prediction for me can't possibly feel true. I shan't be there to talk to Arturo because I don't need to talk to Arturo for today. I won't be there to talk to Arturo because I don't need to talk to Arturo for today. I'm helping Frida with an art project all day, and Arturo is trying to fly off to a medical convention in an hour. [walks away]
Trust me, mis niños, Ernesto's predictions always come true.
What if Ernesto is correct?
Mom and Dad are not getting back togetherly. Are they?
If they was, it might start to mean a lifetime of happiness for all of us!
I guess it's worth a shot. All we need to do is get them togetherly by tonight and let the magic happen.
[pops up between them] You know, your favorite mom and dad had their own first date at the pier, so maybe if they met there.
Excellent idea, Abuela! I'll just pick Mom up from the gallery. You stop Dad from getting on that plane.
[Ronnie Anne arrives at Frida's art studio, looking for her mother]
[looking around] Mom! Mom, are you here?
[in a large orange piñata statue] Ronnie Anne, is that you?
Mom, what happened to you?
Frida. When I agreed to do this life-size mold for her art installation, I didn't expect to be in plaster for four hours.
