TV show quotes
[Bobby runs up to Arturo's place as he puts his suitcase in the taxi trunk]
Bobby, what are you doing here? I'm just on my way to the airport.
In a taxi? No, that's so impersonal. Let your son drive you.
No, mijo. It's okay. I don't want to be a bother.
It's no bother. And these taxis charge an arm and a leg to get to the airport.
[The taxi driver clears his throat]
My company's paying for it.
Oh, no. We didn't do all this work just so another ex could swoop in and ruin everything!
Yeah, let that T-Bone find his own lifetime of happiness!
Hey, would you like to have dinner with me tonight at our place?
They have a place?!
[blushing] You remember the pizza place? I'll meet you there tonight at 7:00. I better go freshen up. [rushes off]
You better fix this rapido or you're gonna be stuck with this guy!
We have to get rid of T-Bone and get Dad to the restaurant.
I'll grab Dad and meet you there!
Mom, Dad, are you okay?
Mijo, what's gotten into you?!
We did all of this work to get you two here, so we can all have a lifetime of happiness! You're not leaving here until you get back together again, just like Ernesto said.
So that's what this is about.
Huh? Can someone tell me what's going on?
[sighs] Ernesto Estrella predicted you guys would get back together tonight. Hearing it out loud now, it does kind of sound silly, huh?
[as she and Arturo smile at each other] I don't think it was silly. I mean, we are together tonight.
Just not romantically.
[disappointed] Yeah, but, it's just one dumb night. Not a lifetime.
But we'll be a family for a lifetime.
[The Santiagos all come in for a group hug]
And, hey, what if we made it a regular thing? A family pizza night every month.
And BOOM! A lifetime of happiness after all. Ernesto is the best-o! Estrella out!
Hey, Carlos. Who you spying on?
How'd you recognize me? And I'm not spying. I'm helping Ronnie Anne beat Tony Hawk's skate team by doing a little…research.
You mean, cheating?
[annoyed] I am not cheating! It's called [yells loudly] RESEARCH! [dives behind a wall as Tony catches the attention, and his team goes back to practicing]
Busted! What's next, Einstein?
Plan B. [grabs Sergio by the throat] B for "bird."
What was that all about?
Oh, the usual. [cleans out his tuba] Ricky and Julius picking on me like they do every day.
Dude, you let them do this you every day? Why?
What choice do I have? I'm a hugger, not a fighter.
Well, good luck with that.
[on the stilts] Carl, what am I doing up here? [loses his balance]
It's all about attitude! [on one of the stilts] We're building up your confidence.
By walking on stilts?
It's an exercise. If you want to feel big you gotta act big!
You messed with the wrong tuba boy! [munches on his nails, sharpening them]
What is going on here?!
Hey, Principal Valenzuela. So, funny story--
[sharply] My office, now! [Later in her office] Okay, start talking. Who started this and why?
They did!
[sighs] Fine. Then you're all going to be suspended!
[in unison] What?!
[in unison] Aw, man!
Does that mean I can't go to band practice? [starts to cry]
Wait, it was my fault! Don't suspend Alexis! Suspend me! I wanted him to fight. I thought if he stood up for himself, he wouldn't get picked on anymore.
It's not all Carl's fault. He was just trying to help me, and he's right. I do need to stand up for myself. I just have to do it in my own way. [to Ricky and Julius] I really don't like when you guys put weird things in my tuba. It's hard to clean, and it always sounds bad afterwards.
But I like the funny sounds. [Principal Valenzuela clears her throat as she seriously looks at both him and Julius; in unison] We're sorry.
[in unison] We won't do it again.
Great! So, now can we hug it out?
[in unison] Oh.
[in unison] What's a hug?
[Principal Valenzuela clears her throat again and grumbles]
[sighs] Sure.
[Alexis hugs both Ricky and Julius together, they all glow in shimmering gold]
I like hugs!
Me too!
Since you used your words to resolve this, no suspension this time. Bravo, boys. [The four boys start leaving her office, to Alexis for a second] One last thing, Mr. Flores. Are the rumors true? Did you really revenge-poop on a pigeon? [whispers] All the teachers are dying to know.
[shrugs] Maybe, maybe not. [leaves]
[closes her office door] Sorry, ladies. I can't confirm or deny the rumors.
[Ms. Galiano snaps her fingers in disbelief]
Devon; Nice makeover.
(rolls his Eyes) Whatever, Man. Give me those Lyrics. (Takes a Paper sheet, Checks it and throws it away) Got it. (Scrooches Devon aside) Make some Room, bro. (Takes out a Mic) 1, 2, 3, 4.
Bobby: Rice In a Microwave!
Devon: Heat it Up!
Bobby; Cold Pizza, moldy bagels!
Devon: Eat it Up!
Bobby: Samosa! Dulce! Back to Back! Don't Talk to me! This is my...
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