[Carl and Adelaide find Sergio laying on the couch, bawling in tears while binging ice cream]
Are you okay, Sergio?
Priscilla dumped me…AGAIN! [resumes sobbing]
Oh. I'm so sorry, Sergio.
You guys break up all the time. Just find a new girlfriend. There's plenty of birds in the sky.
I tried. Total fail. [Flashback to the moments of him trying to get a new girlfriend bird] One had terrible manners. [The female pelican launches a fish at him and he falls off] One just didn't listen. [holds up his phone showing a photo of Ronnie Anne to an owl] And for the fifth time, this is Ronnie Anne. [The owl hoots and he face palms himself; then seen having a dinner date with a female eagle] One was too aggressive. So, you like smaller birds? [The female eagle caws and picks him up and flies off into the sky; fading back to present] None lived up to sweet Priscilla.
Why did she dump you?
No idea. [holds up his phone, showing them a photo of Priscilla annoyingly massaging his feet] Look at all the fun we had together. This is her giving me a foot massage, [scrolls down to another photo of them at Sancho's place] this is us at Sancho's watching the game, [scrolls to another photo of her massaging his feet while still at Sancho's] this is her giving me a foot massage while watching the game.
She looks miserable!
Nah. That's just her resting ostrich face. [scrolls to a photo of Priscilla]
It's clear what the problem is. You didn't treat her like a princess. It's okay, I can teach you how to act like a prince and win her back.
I'm not so sure.
[The female eagle caws from outside the window, staring deadly at Sergio]
Look, the eagle's back for a second day!
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