Buenos dias, mis estrellitas. Today, I am talking about the water sign.
Oh, Maria, that's you.
A lifetime of happiness is in sight if…
If…
You're back with your ex by tonight. Es tu destino!
Maria, you're getting back together with Arturo. I knew it.
Ugh, ay, Mama. You know I don't believe in any of that Ernesto stuff.
Yeah, me neither. But it's so weird because the other day he predicted… [flashback to the day he was brushing his teeth, squeezes the toothpaste tube and cash comes out] I'd find treasure in the bathroom. Check it out. It smells like mint.
Money in the bathroom?! [dashes into the bathroom]
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