[With his El Dragon action figure.] Your train is mine! Along with all of the treasure inside of it![As El Falcon] Not so fast, El Dragon!
[Carl makes them fight. Suddenly a very long tongue snatches El Falcon. Carl looks and sees it was Froggy 2.]
Hey Carl, wanna play tea party with us?
Tea parties are for babies!
[Tries to take his action figure back from Froggy 2, and falls off the stoop doing so.]
“Fine, we didn't wanna play with you anyway.
[Just then, Mr. Chang walks out.]
Stanley“Hey Adelaide, wanna ride the train with your dear old dad today? You can hang in the conductor's cabin.”
[Gasps, whispers to himself.] “Conductor's cabin?” [Eavesdrops]
“I don't know Dad, I've done it tons of times already.”
Stanley
“You could blow the horn.” [Carl gasps] “And play the announcements.” [Carl goes frantic.] Wait for it, you could even bring a friend along. [Carl is hopeful, but Adelaide declines.] Bet they'd be impressed by your old man, who happens to be a… two-time GLART conductor of the month.
[takes a piece of foil] This isn't gold, it's just chocolate wrappers.
And the wrappers are coupons. [reading] "Congratulations you found the golden treasure. Here's 30% off for your dining pleasure. Sincerely, Pancho Villa's Tacos."
[Everyone except Carlos, looks at Hector, growling crossly at him]
[enraged] Abuelo, you just let us out on a wild goose chase for coupons?!
Oh yeah, Pancho Villa's Tacos. Now I remember, Rosa and I had our first date there. Ha. I must have saved that message in a bottle as a souvenir.
Stanley
Next stop, disappointment. Chugga chugga boo-hoo.
How are you going to make it up to us, Hector? The least you could do is buy us all some tacos.
[Stanley is telling Sid, Adelaide, Breakfast Bot, and the three pets a story about their ancestors in a book]
Stanley
[narrating the story] Once upon a time, thousands of years ago, our ancestors lived in Clear Water Village. They farmed the land and enjoyed a peaceful life, until one day, the village was attacked by the infamous Han Family Bandits! [imitating the bandits] "Hand over all your food or we will destroy your village!"
Oh, no! And then they destroyed it?
Shh! Dad's getting to that! Dad, can you get to that?
Stanley
As I was saying, our calm wise, and very handsome Ancestor Chang, who some say looks a lot like me…
Stanley
[clears throat] He realized that the Han family's hunger had driven them to a life of crime. So, he offered them a challenge. If he gave them something more delicious than anything they'd ever tasted, they'd have to spare the village. The bandits scoffed, but then Ancestor Chang gave them his goldfish bao, it delighted their eyes, filled their stomachs, and energized their bodies! The bandits lost the challenge! The Han family was so moved, that they gave up their evil ways and became the protectors of Clear Water Village. And that's the story of how this bao recipe saved the day. [holds up a goldfish bao, which sparkles] It's been passed down through our family for generations.
Stanley
[to his daughters] And now, it's time for me to pass the recipe down to you two, so you can make bao for the Chinese Cultural Fair today. [sniffles a bit with tears streaming down from his eyes] My little buns, making their first buns...
[pats her father on the back; touched] Aw, Dad...
Stanley
I gotta go to the park and snag the best spot before Mike Liu gets there. [chuckles] Oh, and I'm gonna need you to make 800 bao just like those two.
[giggles weakly] It sounded like he said eight hundred...
Stanley
I did. Better get started. See you at the park. [leaves again]
But it took us forever to make two!
[whining] At this rate, we'll be DAD'S age by the time we finish! There HAS to be a better way! [gets an idea] That's it!
Finally, I'm free! [looks in shock to see everything in a disaster]
Stanley
Boy, bird weddings are fun!
Nonsense. Every wedding has its setback.
[The chandelier suddenly snaps and falls on the wedding arch]
This is more than setbacks. It can only be due to one thing: las arras!
[Dramatic guitar riff is heard, revealing Hector having to fix his guitar]
Ah. I fixed the strings. [the guitar strings break again] Chihuahua.
Sergio, I thought you said you got all 13 coins.
I did. I'll prove it. [takes out the coins and counts them] 10, 11, 13. Boo-yah!
[gasps] That means that one lucky coin is still missing!
Missing?! [growls with rage and tries to go after Sergio while the whole family holds her back, slowing her down] Let me at him! [calms down; sadly] Ay, without the last lucky coin, the marriage will be cursed with bad luck forever.
[Paulina suddenly shows up]
[gasps] Paulina, my love. We don't need luck. [Paulina sobs in tears and runs away; turns to his primo, crossly] Thanks a lot, Sergio! You ruined my wedding! Paulina! Please, come back! [flies after Paulina for consolation]
[sadly with guilt] I guess Paco was right to doubt me. I'm not best-man material.
That coin has to be somewhere.
We must have missed something.
Stanley
Chugga-chugga yoo-hoo! I'm home! [sees his daughters, Ronnie Anne, and Carl at the table]
Dad, please take a seat. How do I put this delicately?
[loudly shouting] YOU'RE GONNA LOSE YOUR JOB TO THAT ROBOT!!!
Stanley
What? That's impossible. Robots will never replace humans.
It's true! Mr. Vanderspeed did an evil laugh and everything!
Stanley
I can't believe it. I don't want to lose my job.
Don't worry. We have a plan. Tomorrow morning, we're gonna prove that you're better than GLART-E. Then you can't be replaced.
Stanley
Well, I like the sound of that. Cheers.
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