[Evening at the Casagrande apartments; The family are making decorations for Paco and Paulina's wedding while Ronnie Anne, Carl, and CJ work on the cake]
Hurry up with the tres leches wedding cake. They just pulled up!
[The kids finish up decorating the cake]
[enters the apartment with Mama Lupe and Paco] Look, everyone. It's Mama Lupe and Paco, our handsome groom.
[squawks] Primo, ready to clip your wings-- I mean, get married?
Claro que si. I can't wait to marry mi amor, Paulina. [takes out a photo of Paulina, a deformed female pigeon] She's the wind beneath my wings.
Maybe you should keep her beneath your wing. I mean, real catch.
Oh, [hugs Paco tightly] I can't believe mi bebe is finally getting married! [sits on the sofa and claps] Oh, I could almost cry.
[tearfully] Leave that to me!
Finally, I'm free! [looks in shock to see everything in a disaster]
Boy, bird weddings are fun!
Nonsense. Every wedding has its setback.
[The chandelier suddenly snaps and falls on the wedding arch]
This is more than setbacks. It can only be due to one thing: las arras!
[Dramatic guitar riff is heard, revealing Hector having to fix his guitar]
Ah. I fixed the strings. [the guitar strings break again] Chihuahua.
Sergio, I thought you said you got all 13 coins.
I did. I'll prove it. [takes out the coins and counts them] 10, 11, 13. Boo-yah!
[gasps] That means that one lucky coin is still missing!
Missing?! [growls with rage and tries to go after Sergio while the whole family holds her back, slowing her down] Let me at him! [calms down; sadly] Ay, without the last lucky coin, the marriage will be cursed with bad luck forever.
[Paulina suddenly shows up]
[gasps] Paulina, my love. We don't need luck. [Paulina sobs in tears and runs away; turns to his primo, crossly] Thanks a lot, Sergio! You ruined my wedding! Paulina! Please, come back! [flies after Paulina for consolation]
[sadly with guilt] I guess Paco was right to doubt me. I'm not best-man material.
CCJ
That coin has to be somewhere.
We must have missed something.
You're lucky you didn't have to walk Lalo. He is not in a fun mood.
[Malo chews, rips off, and throws the couch's armrest which Hector is napping on, causing him to roll onto the floor, waking him up]
Hey, Lalo! Why did you do that?! Now I have to go nap in the mercado.
[after Malo takes a bite out of his El Falcón action figure] Hey! Lalo ate El Falcón's head!
[bare-footed as Malo starts chewing on her pair of boots by the door] Those are my new boots!
Lalo, what's going on with you? [screams as Malo bares his teeth, growling at him]
We better figure it out. Abuelo hates when pets misbehave.
[squawks] I woke him up once. Almost made parrot tacos out of me.
Hey! I'd make a great taco. [Malo visualizes him as a taco and tries to eat him; flies away] I take it back! I'd make a terrible taco!
BBecca
Last badge, habitat maintenance.
Awesome! I'm great at that. [confused] Uh, what is that?
BBecca
It means you'll be building a home for one of our new and endangered animals. Lois, the Galapagos Tortoise.
BBecca
Yes she is, CJ, and she needs a special habitat to thrive. [points to bamboos and rocks as materials] Here are some building materials. Okay, good luck. Be back in a sec! Oh, and keep this gate closed. Lois likes to run out. [closes the gate and leaves]
As group leader, I say we use bamboo for the base of a shelter.
No way, we should use rocks.
Fine, then I'm doing my own habitat.
You broke El Falcón's cape!
BBoth
This is your fault!
[after doing some sleep walking; whispering] It worked! He's asleep!
[suddenly hears her mijos screaming and growls, they are about to start wrestling when they feel an extra set of hands, so she pulls them apart; angrily whispering] Are you kidding me?! [holds both of them in front of their baby hermano] If either of you wakes Carlitos… [pulls them away; fiercely with a background of fire] you may get grounded for one month! No, two months!
[After Carl kicks CJ's El Falcon base, CJ deletes all the games on Carl's handheld, much to his shock, then Carl angrily runs off and throws CJ's hair clippers out the window, shaving Vito's hair]
CCJ
[whispers] My clippers! [growls angrily at Carl, rushes off, then back with Carl's El Falcón shoes, and throws them out the window]
(Huh?) Hey, free shoes! [puts the shoes on his feet] Check out my new look!
EFEl Falcón
Mega elote!
[Fires a big piece of elote which bounces off a bust, the table lamp, Frida's canvaed easel, and hits Carlitos in the butt and the face. Once he woke up, he wails again and rewakes up Frida and Carlos]
[shocked] Who? What? Why?
[wakes up from the crying and sees what he's cuddling] Ugh! Lalo?! [Lalo leaves in a huff]
[sees Carlitos crying, then sees her mijos trying to tiptoe out of the room when they woke him up him and stops them] Hold it right there! That's it! Two of you are grounded!
And why are you dressed as sheep?
I don't even care! No buts, no ands, no ifs, and no sos and ours. Go to your favorite rooms. And I may not hear a peep from one of you for the rest of the afternoon!
BBoth
This is your fault!
[angrily whispering] Hey! I said, not…a…peep.
Why does Abuela get to pick what we do today? [gasps] Can I pick?
No. It's Abuela's turn. Rosa, get in here before these bobo's steal your pick!
Coming! Who's ready for a fun day of birdwatching in the woods?
Birdwatching is my new favorite hobby, and I want to see how many different pajaros we can spot from my book, "Cuckoo for Birding."
Abuela, I don't know. Birdwatching sounds, uh, how do I put this nicely? Super boring.
Ugh, this is a nightmare. We're birdwatching on the hottest day in Earth, there are zero birds, and now some rando is hanging with us. We have to get out of here.
CCJ
But how? We can't leave until Abuela sees some birds.
Well, the only bird that seems to be in the woods today is Sergio.
I told you! You wanna watch a bird, watch me!
[thinks for a second] Hmm. [gets an idea] That's it! What if we dress up Sergio to look like a bunch of the birds in Abuela's book?
Yeah! If we do that, we'll be out of the woods in no time.
[takes out her accessory kit] We can use my travel accessory kit to dress Sergio up.
[getting covered in bee stings; sarcastically] No, I'm loving this bug-infested dirt hole! Let's do this!
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