Lori quotes from The Casagrandes

Bobby

Babe? Why are you in my kigurumi, and why are you wearing my foot cream on your face?!

Ugh. Uh… Kigurumi's are very in right now, and they say foot cream is good for your complexion, so, just trying to look my best for your dad.

Arturo

You! You're that girl who pushed me a puddle yesterday! [grumbles as Lori gets him back up on his feet]

Bobby

Babe, is that true? Why did you push my dad into a puddle…twice?!

Arturo

"Babe?" Bobby, this puddle pusher is your girlfriend?

Yes! Your memory is back, though I don't love the nickname.

Bobby

Have we gotten to later yet? 'Cause I really need to know what's going on.

Let's go inside, and I'll tell you everything over anchovy pizza.

Okay, kids, listen up. This is the last stop of our summer road trip and we have a packed day. [goes over her notepad] Lunch at Goddess Greens, Great Lakes City Tower, and a concert series in the park.

Sweet! When do we get to see the Casagrandes? I can't wait to tell Ronnie Anne all about our trip.

[answers her phone as it rings; excitedly] Hey, Boo-Boo Bear! Guess where I am?

[swipes Lori's phone out of her hand] Literally Mount Rushmore! [imitates signal breaking] Losing reception, babe! Call you later!

Mom, what was that?!

Um… We would love to visit the Casagrandes. But my last travel piece for the Gazette is due tonight, and we have to hit all these places. There's just no time to stop by.

Yeah, if we want to get everything on your Mom's list done, they can't know we're here. We'll visit 'em another time, okay, kiddos?

I guess so. Plus, I don't wanna miss that concert.

And I want a glamor shot from the top of the GLC Tower, looking down at all the little people.

[unsure] I don't know, you guys. I feel weird about this.

[in his El Falcón costume while Sergio and his pigeon friends eat a pretzel] Ah, man! You guys got a whole pretzel?! All I nabbed was some peanuts. [drops the peanuts to the ground and annoyingly pretends to eat them, pigeon-style]

[gasps] Carl, too?! They're right by the elevator! How are we going to get out of here?!

By my rough calculations, factoring in our combined weight and this platform's capacity, I'm afraid we're… [gasps]

[completes the sentence] Goners.

[throws up horns to them] You rock! I mean, you jazz. Y-You get what I'm saying!

Well, we did it. We saw everything we needed to see for my article.

Ah, that's a relief. For a second there, I didn't think we'd be able to avoid the Casagrandes.

[sees Hector and Bobby playing their duet on stage; gasps in shock] Is that… Hector and Bobby?!

[whispering] Let's move, people!

We're doomed.

Quick! In here!

[seeing what the building looks like as the family have been here before] Why does this place look familiar?

Uh, 'cause this is literally the Casagrandes building!

[groans annoyingly and pushes Lincoln] Great move, Stinkoln! Worth a rebellion to beeft!

Bobby

Lori! Babe, I'm sorry. I didn't mean for tonight to turn out like this.

I can't believe you drove me all the way to the city just so you could work on our anniversary!

Bobby

That wasn't the plan. It was supposed to be a really special night. I left Ronnie Anne, Carl, and CJ in charge of the mercado, but they were messing things up! They changed the music to K-pop, and they out the mangoes by the fish.

That's it?! So they didn't upset any customers, burned the place down?

Bobby

No, but--

Bobby, everyone in your family cares about the mercado. No one would let anything truly bad happen to it.

Bobby

Right, but--

Maybe, they have their own way of doing things, and you just need to trust them.

Bobby

You're right. I'm sorry. I guess I do have a hard time giving up control of the mercado.

It's okay. You're just really passionate about what you do. And I love that about you. Also, you look cute in your pizza tux.

Bobby

Thanks, babe.

Bobby

[on video chat with Lori, showing her his injuries] These are scratches from the feral cats, and this is freezer burn from being trapped with the ice cream. Oh, and these are bruises from the pizza explosion. And I don’t know why there’s a fish in my pants! [pulls a fish out of his pants, shriveling and moaning, and tosses it aside]

Aw, my boo-boo bear is full of boo-boos. At least your adorable nose is still intact.

Ronnie Anne

Abuela, we can't just pack up and leave. Where would we even go?

I'm sorry, mija, but we must leave ASAP.

Bobby, I'm already home for the weekend. You guys should stay with my family. Then I could literally see your Boo-Boo Bear face in person. [kisses the camera]

Bobby

You hear that, Abuela? Can we stay with the Louds? Please, please, please, please, please?

Really, Lori? Are you sure that's okay with your family?

Oh, they'll be totally cool with it.

We are totally not cool with it.

Come on, guys. They need our help.

Kiddo, we'd never turn our backs on the Casagrandes, but–

There's so many of us and so many of them, and so many of us! Maybe it would be best if we called them and– [Doorbell rings]

[rushes to the front door; excitedly] They're here, they're here, they're here!

Of course they are.

Ronnie Anne

[holding a tray of tamales as Lincoln opens the door] Hey, Lincoln!

Hola, familia Loud!

Bobby

[tiptoeing to Lori's golf cart, trying not to be seen, sprays perfume on himself] Lori's gonna be so surprised! [gets in Lori's bag and hides with red flowers]

Nice form, Lori! Looking good! [gives her a thumbs up and winks]

[chuckles] Thanks to all the one-on-one time you've given me.

Bobby

[pops the flowers] One-on-one time?! [wobbles and falls off the golf cart, rolling down towards them] Hey, babe. [chuckles]

[gasps] Bobby?

Bobby

Yep. That's right, your… [stares fiercely at Ewan] boyfriend, Bobby. [back to Lori, normally] I came to surprise you. But enough about me. Who's this guy?

This is my classmate, Ewan.

You must be the famous [slaps Bobby on the back] Poo Poo Bear I've heard so much about.

Bobby

It's "Boo Boo Bear."

Ewan's been helping me with my game. He's literally the best golfer here.

Bobby

Nice! Helping how exactly?

Oh. With techniques like this. [makes an impression of Ewan] "Grip the club tight, Lori. Widen your stands. You're doing great!" [chuckles] That's my impersonation of Ewan.

That is so me, Lori! [he and Lori both laugh]

Right?

Bobby

[nervously chuckles] This is all so funny for me.

Lori's amazing. You're a lucky guy.

Bobby

Thanks, Urine.

"Ewan".

Bobby

Urine. Got it.

[hugs Bobby] I'm so excited you're here! [sees and points to Carl and Sergio laying on a hammock] Is that Carl and Sergio?

Hey, what up double L?

Bobby

They kind of invited themselves.

Ooh, I wanna show you how much better my drive's gotten. All thanks to Ewan.

Oh stop, Lori. You’re making me blush.

Bobby

Great. [chuckles] Well, give me a sec to check on the boys. Gotta make sure they're behaving themselves. [walks backwards to Carl and Sergio; whispering] Did you guys see all that?! I think that guy's into Lori. And she doesn't exactly seem to hate him, either!

You're right to worry. That dude is after your girl.

[squawks] He's hot. And you're… you.

Bobby

[groans] This is awful! What do I do?

Relax. You just have to make him look like a chump.

Bobby

You don't think that's kinda mean?

Huh. Suit yourself. But don't come crying to me on their wedding day.

Bobby

[shocked] Wha…?! [fading into his imagination; standing outside the church window, watching Ewan putting a golf-ball style ring on Lori's finger and Lori and Ewan get married as they kiss, cries in despair and slowly slides down; back to reality, grabs Carl by the collar] I'll do whatever it takes!

Oh, Boo Boo Bear, there you are.

Bobby

Babe, I just had a fantastic idea. I was thinking Ewan and I should have a friendly little golf competition, huh? To get to know each other better.

[touched] Aw, that's so sweet. But you don't play golf, Boo Boo Bear. And Ewan's undefeated.

Guilty as charged.

Bobby

Then he can give me some pointers as we play.

Sure, I think I can swing that.

[snaps fingers] Ooh. [she and Ewan laugh]

Bobby

[laughs harder, unable to control his annoyed anger] Well, may the best man win. [he and Ewan shake hands]

You mean lowest score.

Bobby

Right. See, I'm learning already.

Bobby

[to Lori] You and Ewan were getting so close, I was afraid I'd lose you. So I made Ewan look bad. I'm so sorry, Lori... and Ewan... and everyone.

Bobby, that's ridiculous. I love you so much, I would never leave you for Ewan. Or anyone.

Bobby

Really?

Of course, Boo Boo Bear.

So, I'm not awful at golf then? I still got it?

Of course, [chuckles] I knew it all along. I was just kidding before. [Sits up, begging] Please don't leave us, Ewan.

Relax, Coach. I'm not going anywhere.

Bobby

I'll miss you so much, babe.

Oh, I'll miss you even more, Boo Boo Bear.

Bobby

[dials his phone after kissing with Lori] Hi, Abuela. We're just heading back.

[snatches his phone; feigning sadness] Abuela! We missed the whole day of cleaning. Oh, it's so sad!

Cheer up, mijo. I saved your chores for you. Good luck getting out of it this time, muchachos.

[squawks] I'm outta here!

[reaching out] Take me with you!

Boo-boo bear! Are you okay?!

Bobby

No! I can never get any peace and quiet around here! It's a madhouse! You have no idea.

I'm a Loud, hello. I have a pretty good idea.

Bobby

Sometimes, I just wish I had my own apartment.

Bonjour, buddy! I have big news! I am moving out! I got a job in Paris! Know anyone who might want my apartment?

Bobby

Not now, Jean-Philippe. I'm trying to talk to my girlfriend.

Okay. Well, if you hear of anyone, let me know. Au revoir!

Uh, Bobby, I don't need to point out the obvious, but your neighbor just literally solved your problem.

Bobby

I can't go with him to France.

No, Bobby, I meant you could move into Jean-Philippe's apartment.

Bobby

Oh, yeah! That would be amazing! But Abuela would never allow it. She doesn't like when her bebés leave the nest. When Tío Carlos went to college, she moved into the dorms with him!

Bobby, you're an adult. Your family will understand. You can't live at home forever.

Bobby

You're right! I'm gonna do it. Jean-Philippe, wait! [steps on Ronnie Anne's skateboard, screams, and crashes] Oof! [groans] Ouch.

Bobby

You were so right, babe. And I can't wait for you to visit my new place!

Me, too! You're so grown up, boo-boo bear. [giggles] Love you! [gives him a kiss]

Bobby

Love you, babe. [kisses in return and ends the call] ♪ All grown up, taking care of myself ♪ [yawns] Time for mimis. [goes to sleep]

[watching Bobby through monitor with other monitors showing her familia in a secret lair] Sweet dreams, mijo. [wipes a tear from her eye and leaves the lair, revealing it to be hidden in the apartment complex's water tower]