Luna quotes from The Casagrandes

[clinks her glass] I'd like to make a toast. Bobby, Lori. I just want to say how much it means to have you here with us. [tears up] I don't know if I can't get through this.

[touched] Oh, Mom.

[clinks his glass] Uh, excuse me if I might. I'm sure it means a lot to you, Rita, but with all respect, it means more to us.

Well, Hector, that seems really unlikely because nothing means more to us, 'kay?

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Is that so?

Yeah, that's right.

Forget the toast. I can say it so much better with music! [starts playing his guitar] We love Bobby and Lori more than... [Lynn Sr. elbows Luna and she dashes off] ...Anyone in the world.

[brings in her axe and starts playing, cutting Hector off] FAMILY!

Oopsie.

[viscously] How DARE YOU! [violently attacks Carl]

Control your children! It is not safe to have Thanksgiving in this house!

Well, if you don’t like it, YOU'RE WELCOME TO LEAVE! Not you, Bobby, you can stay.

That's what you want, isn't it? To steal our precious Roberto away from us?! [hugs Bobby tightly]

[hugs Lori as well] Oh, oh, like you haven't been trying to steal Lori from us! Well guess what, BUCKO, it's not gonna happen!

[pleading while intervening] Guys, guys, please stop!

STAY OUT OF THIS!

Why would anybody want to spend Thanksgiving here, gnawing on your "dry-bird?"

[comforting her husband as he sobs] The turgooseon is delicious, the only problem is, you're lumpy gravy!

[enters the dining room] Did someone say gravy? [squirts gravy on Rita as she shrieks]

[bumps Gravybot aside] No. They don't deserve it.

[jumps towards her siblings] Look out below!

[gasps horrifyingly] My painting!

Okay, kids, listen up. This is the last stop of our summer road trip and we have a packed day. [goes over her notepad] Lunch at Goddess Greens, Great Lakes City Tower, and a concert series in the park.

Sweet! When do we get to see the Casagrandes? I can't wait to tell Ronnie Anne all about our trip.

[answers her phone as it rings; excitedly] Hey, Boo-Boo Bear! Guess where I am?

[swipes Lori's phone out of her hand] Literally Mount Rushmore! [imitates signal breaking] Losing reception, babe! Call you later!

Mom, what was that?!

Um… We would love to visit the Casagrandes. But my last travel piece for the Gazette is due tonight, and we have to hit all these places. There's just no time to stop by.

Yeah, if we want to get everything on your Mom's list done, they can't know we're here. We'll visit 'em another time, okay, kiddos?

I guess so. Plus, I don't wanna miss that concert.

And I want a glamor shot from the top of the GLC Tower, looking down at all the little people.

[unsure] I don't know, you guys. I feel weird about this.

[throws up horns to them] You rock! I mean, you jazz. Y-You get what I'm saying!

Well, we did it. We saw everything we needed to see for my article.

Ah, that's a relief. For a second there, I didn't think we'd be able to avoid the Casagrandes.

[sees Hector and Bobby playing their duet on stage; gasps in shock] Is that… Hector and Bobby?!

[whispering] Let's move, people!

We're doomed.