[sees her nietos back into their regular outfits; horrified] ¡Familia! Why are you in those clothes?! Go get dressed.
BobbyAnd the spicy food?
Just do this for me, por favor.
It's too late! Mama Lupe is here! I have to go pick her up.
I thought you were excited to see your mom.
I am, I just hope she survives the visit.
KKids
[out of sync] What, why?
I didn't want to put this on you kids, but if Mama Lupe finds out we're not carrying on our family traditions, she could…
[squawks] Go adiós, forever.
[The kids gasp in horrified shock]
[enters with Frida] Once my cousin, Tacho, gave Mama Lupe fast-food tacos. The shock almost did her in.
[Nighttime; The Casagrandes are all having a kind of awkward dinner]
[enters with a tray of mashed potatoes] So, how was everyone's day?
Just how I like it. The same.
Bobby
Well, my day was great, Abuela.
Que bueno mis muchachos. [leaves to get more dinner]
Bobby
My new boss is open to all my ideas. Unlike my old boss.
Well, old boss, who looks pretty good for his age, is doing fine without new ideas.
I had a pretty good day, I… [frowns as Bobby interrupts]
Bobby
Well, my new boss is not just fine, he's raking in the dough.
Then your new boss should pay for your potatoes, because I'm eating all of these. [pulls the tray and starts to laugh]
Bobby
[throws his spoon annoyingly] Mr. Hong would share his potatoes.
Then, you should go to Mr. Hong's!
Bobby
I already asked if he has plans tonight.
[The mashed potato tray flings into the air and splats on Rosa's face]
BHBobby and Hector
[gasps; pointing to each other] He started it!
[Rosa takes off her shoes and uses them hitting them both]
Bobby
Here at Hong's, we take your feedback seriously. From now on, all animals are welcome.
Hey, Bobby, don't you think that's going a bit too far?
Bobby
I'm on a hot streak, Ronnie Anne! And the customer is always right. [Bunnies are suddenly everywhere; panicking] The customer is not always right!
Bobby
[on video chat with Lori, showing her his injuries] These are scratches from the feral cats, and this is freezer burn from being trapped with the ice cream. Oh, and these are bruises from the pizza explosion. And I don’t know why there’s a fish in my pants! [pulls a fish out of his pants, shriveling and moaning, and tosses it aside]
Aw, my boo-boo bear is full of boo-boos. At least your adorable nose is still intact.
Abuela, we can't just pack up and leave. Where would we even go?
I'm sorry, mija, but we must leave ASAP.
Bobby, I'm already home for the weekend. You guys should stay with my family. Then I could literally see your Boo-Boo Bear face in person. [kisses the camera]
Bobby
You hear that, Abuela? Can we stay with the Louds? Please, please, please, please, please?
Really, Lori? Are you sure that's okay with your family?
Oh, they'll be totally cool with it.
RLRita and Lynn Sr.
We are totally not cool with it.
Come on, guys. They need our help.
Kiddo, we'd never turn our backs on the Casagrandes, but–
There's so many of us and so many of them, and so many of us! Maybe it would be best if we called them and– [Doorbell rings]
[rushes to the front door; excitedly] They're here, they're here, they're here!
[holding a tray of tamales as Lincoln opens the door] Hey, Lincoln!
[Nighttime]
See? Who needs the bathroom?
Yeah. We have the sink all to ourselves.
[Luna, Luan, Carl, and Lola show up brushing their teeth too]
[as her toothbrush is bumped by Carl] My princess toothbrush! How dare you!
On the bright side, we don't have to sleep on the floor. [later, laying on Lucy's bed, sandwiched between her grandparents] On second thought, I'd rather sleep on the floor.
[in a coffin with Carlitos] At least you're not in a coffin! [freaking out in horror]
[The Casagrandes are all revealed sleeping in Lynn and Lucy's room, most in coffins]
Goodnight. May you all sleep like the dead. [closes the door, Frida freaks out again]
[groans] I want to go back home.
I think it's kind of fun. We can pretend to be the mummies of the ancient Pharaohs!
[shrieks] You're not helping! [closes her coffin]
[Carlota, Maria, and Lalo are sharing Lynn's bed]
Stop drooling on me! [takes the comforter from Maria]
[Carlota and Maria both rip the comforter while fighting over it]
[as Sergio comes over and cuddles with her] Ugh. Are you kidding me?!
[squawks; scared] Need a snuggle.
Guys, it's been a long day. Let's just try to get some sleep.
Bobby
There's something in the coffin with me! [gets a kiss on the cheek from Fangs as he emerges from the coffin and screams]
[The Casagrandes all scream in panic]
Abuela, please. We can’t stay here. It's too many people!
Mija, it might be hard, but at least we're not in Bad Luck City.
[as Hector falls on her off of Lucy's bed, breaking a coffin] This is worse than bad luck.
Hmm. Bobby you're acting weird.
Bobby
I am? [Carlota's phone ringer goes off and switches to cat mode, walks up to Lalo and Sergio as Lalo's napping and wakes up; he and Lalo snarl at each other and start fighting]
[looking at her phone] Okay, this is bananas!
Karen and Dana wore the same outfit to Rebecca's party.
No, I mean Bobby. He's scratching, purring, and fighting with Lalo. [goes in and breaks up the fight]
[jumps out of Bobby's mouth] He's worse than a cat!
[gasps] He's not worse, Bobby is a cat!
Bobby
What's going on? Why does everyone look so sad?
Bobby, there's something we have to tell you.
[5 MINUTES LATER…]
Bobby
[freaked out] Wait, what?! I'm gonna be a cat forever?
It's okay Bobby, we'll figure something out.
Bobby
No, I can't do this to you guys. Farewell, humans! [sets off the store service bell, now thinks he is a cat, and runs away]
Don't worry guys, he's my brother, I'll be able to track him down in no time.
Guys, Artemio Alcaraz's review of Mama's art just went live.
Nice, must be good right?
What?! But he said her stuff was a wonder!
And breath-taking, I know. [reads the review] "Frida Puga-Casagrande's art is a wonder... I wonder how it could be so bad."
What? Let me see that. [takes Carlota's phone, reading the rest] "Her sculptures are a vision of horror. While her painting is breath-taking in it's ability to make me feel disgust." [gasps in horror at the next part] "She should quit being an artist."
[The Casagrande kids gasp]
Bobby
Wow, none of those words mean what I thought they meant.
This will break Mama's heart.
Not if she never sees it.
Bobby
Good idea! [grabs Carlota's phone and throws it in the trash, much to her annoyance]
[picks up Maria's high school yearbook on the floor] Hey, Mom's high school yearbook.
Bobby
Mom's in high school?
[opens the book] She was, like a jillion years ago. Woah, check out Mom's hair. It says here she was voted... Most likely to see the world.
Bobby
But Mom's never gone overseas.
Here she is in the Italian Club.
Bobby
And the East Asian Culture Club.
And the Young Explorers Club. [gasps] Bobby, when Mom was younger, she wanted to travel. [closes the book on her hermano's hand as he yelps] I wonder why she never did. Maybe Abuela knows.
[As they take off into the kitchen, Lalo sees another photo falling out and laughs at it, while Sergio gasps in shock; The photo shows him as a high school student]
Yes, your mother wanted to see the world, but when you beautiful bebés came into her life, she put her travel plans aside. Raising a family takes a lot of work you know.
Mom never travelled because of us. [an idea pops in her head] Hey, Mom has that week of vacation coming up, maybe we can make it up to her by sending her on a trip.
Bobby
That's a great idea. [leaves and returns with his piggy bank] Where can we send her for… Twelve bucks, a button, and a cat toy?
No. This'll cost a lot of money, but I know a way we can win her a free trip.
Pizza?! We thought we won a trip to Italy!
PCPizza Chief
That's right, a trip to Italy… [unrolls the bottom and points at the fine print] For your mouth.
Bobby
[enraged] You are a monster!
PCPizza Chief
Hey, Gino, these kids thought they were winning a trip to Italy!
EFEl Falcón
I'm just an actor, okay? None of this is real.
[gasp in shock] Not… real?
Bobby
Not cool, Falcón! He's just kidding, Carl. Carl? [catches him as he faints; to El Falcón, crossly] You call yourself a hero?!
[At the Casagrande apartments… Carl rips off an El Falcón poster from his wall]
Mi pollito, don't throw that away!
[crumples up the poster and throws it in the bag, filled with his El Falcón merchandise] What's the point? El Falcón's not real. [jumps off of his bed and picks the model piece figure] I've been looking up to a fake this whole time!
Not the 10,000-piece El Falcón model! That took us six months to build!
Six months down the drain! [dumps the model in the bag as it breaks apart] My childhood may as well be over! [walks out of his and CJ's room, dragging the bag]
Aye! This breaks my heart.
Bobby
This is all my fault! If only there was a way to make him believe in El Falcón again. Wait! What if I dress up as El Falcón and convince Carl that he's real?
Doesn't El Falcón have like, powers and super strength?
Bobby
No problem, I'm plenty strong. [flexes his muscles, which then deflate] But to make Carl really believe, I'm gonna need all of your help.
Ah! This is taking forever.
FHFemale Hipster
Yeah, customers buying tacos, like, shouldn't have to rake with the produce people.
[whispering to Bobby] She's right.
Bobby
Okay, people, two lines. If you want tacos, move to the right. For mercado items, move to your left.
[stuck in the middle] Ah, no. What if I want both? [looks around and sits down, splitting his pants]
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