I'm just an actor, okay? None of this is real.
[gasp in shock] Not… real?
Not cool, Falcón! He's just kidding, Carl. Carl? [catches him as he faints; to El Falcón, crossly] You call yourself a hero?!
[At the Casagrande apartments… Carl rips off an El Falcón poster from his wall]
Mi pollito, don't throw that away!
[crumples up the poster and throws it in the bag, filled with his El Falcón merchandise] What's the point? El Falcón's not real. [jumps off of his bed and picks the model piece figure] I've been looking up to a fake this whole time!
Not the 10,000-piece El Falcón model! That took us six months to build!
Six months down the drain! [dumps the model in the bag as it breaks apart] My childhood may as well be over! [walks out of his and CJ's room, dragging the bag]
Aye! This breaks my heart.
This is all my fault! If only there was a way to make him believe in El Falcón again. Wait! What if I dress up as El Falcón and convince Carl that he's real?
Doesn't El Falcón have like, powers and super strength?
No problem, I'm plenty strong. [flexes his muscles, which then deflate] But to make Carl really believe, I'm gonna need all of your help.
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