[Rufus Crabmiser, Lady Esmeralda, and George Pissedofferson arrive at the gas station]
Oh hell no! What ya'll want, nigga? Hurry up, I haven't got all day.
We looking for a place called Woodcrest, is this it?
Maybe. Look you want gas or not?
We're looking for a man.
Oh yeah, I guess we are. You looking for the number man or the weed man or the welfare man!
No the man I was looking for is named Freeman, Robert Freeman.
OH HELL NO, I KNEW IT! You relate to Robert Freeman?
[Rufus, Esmeralda, and George look at each other, then back to Ruckus]
So you know him?
Yeah I know him. But Woodcrest don't need no more color. We got our color quota filled. So ya'll get to steppin, get in that piece of shit car, turn it around and head back to the road, crusty the coon.
Why don't you just tell me where Robert is before I put 5 [crack his knuckle with brass knuckle] cross your lips, you big black dummy!
Yeah! Start talking, you one eye fish eyed fool.
Hey, we don't have all night. Buffalo Butt.
I ain't scared of decrypted negros, COME ON! [Rufus come toward Uncle Ruckus] NO NO! [All three start attack Ruckus]
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