RRaj
Boy, all this standing is making me tired. Good thing I brought my collapsible stick-chair!
Stick-chair? You look like an idiot on that thing.
RRaj
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chairs on sticks are comfy.
S9 E23The Line Substitution Solution
S9 E24The Convergence Convergence
How dare you invite your father without consulting me.
Sorry but I don't think I need your permission to have my father at my wedding.
You do understand that our marriage ended because he had an affair.
I know and there is no excuse for that.
He claimed I was cold, emasculating, and hadn't shown him any physical affection for years.
[To himself] I was wrong, there are three excuses for that.
So Alfred, what is it that you do for a living?
AHAlfred Hofstadter
Oh, I'm an anthropologist. I study ancient peoples and cultures.
My goodness, so all the way back to the Flood.
[Alfred laughs]
Don't laugh. She wasn't joking.
Play with your phone.
AAlfred
Well, on that note there are many cultures that have an apocalyptic flood as a part of their mythology.
I don't have a mythology. I have the unerring Word of God. But that's very interesting.
AAlfred
Oh. I don't mean to disparage your faith. Actually I admire it.
Really?
AAlfred
Yes, I'm an agnostic myself, but I prayed, many times, to God to turn my wife into a pillar of salt.
Well, he came close. Turned her into a giant block of ice.
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