Sheen quotes from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Sheen

[with a now giant-sized head] I control the wind, and I shall rain fire down from the heavens! Good-bye, Sheen the overlord! HELLO, SHEEN THE GOD!!!!!!

Libby

[preparing to leave, having enough] That's it. I've had it with you, and your big freaky head. [walks away]

Sheen

[to Libby, as he floats down] Wait, come back! You'll like being the wife of a god! I'll let you choose the patio furniture!

Greetings! One called "Sheen"..

Sheen

[astonished] Ultra Lord?!?!?!

Carl

Left, right, left...

Okay, stop, Carl.

Sheen

Is it really you?!

You betcha! I've come to welcome you, to the Ultra Pantheon of the super-POWERFUL!

Sheen

Wait a second. How do I know you're not even an impostor?

Hmm... I see your point. Well, I guess I'll be on my way.

Sheen

Wait, don't go! [floats toward Ultra Lord and flies in front of him] It's just, the odds of meeting the ACTUAL Ultra Lord at this very moment, are 16,755 to 1...!

Well, if you want to make SURE it's REALLY me, why not ask me a series of difficult trivia questions?

Sheen

[smiles as he points at Ultra Lord] Hey, good idea!

Ready on the Ultra Lord website, Carl?

Carl

[while looking up the website] I'm on it, Jimmy. Let's do it!

Sheen

Where were you born?

[while reading the screen] On the Planet in Mektar of Vector 8...

...on the Nebulon Galaxy!

Sheen

Right! Now, next question. What's your favorite mid-morning snack?

Carl

[reads the screen] Nitrogen Bar...

...and a Decaf Latte!

Sheen

Bingo! One final question. What did Robo-Fiend say when you blasted him with your ION Ray?

OW! YAAH!

Sheen

[excited] Exactamundo! He said "OW, YAAH"! You ARE the real Ultra Lord! Now, join me, Ultra Lord! With your magma photons and my brains, we'll triumph over the galaxy!

It's an Ultra deal! But first, I need an Ultra-favor.

Sheen

Anything, just name it!

I need you to... [pulls out the Brain Drain helmet.] ...drain your brain.

Sheen

[disappointed, yet puzzled] Huh? But...but why?

You're too smart! All the other super powerful guys will think you're annoying.

Sheen

[refuses] I won't do it!

Your hero, Ultra Lord, commands you.

Sheen

[still refusing, impatiently] I WON'T!

[demanding] PUT IT ON!

Sheen

[in a loud, demonic booming voice] YOU DARE TO ORDER ME?! FEEL THE WRATH OF MY BRAIN BOLT!!!!!

Carl

[after circle fade-out] Uh, Sheen.

Carl

What was the answer you chosen for question 319?

Sheen

C.: Lure the tiger away from Jimmy by imitating a chicken strip.

Carl

[smiles] Hmm! Works for me.

Sheen

"I am Ultra Lord, and I will swing my mighty bat of combat on you!" "You can't catch me!" "Yes, I can!" Hey, hey, Jimmy, want to see my new action figure?

Do I? Come on, does Robin Hood wear a pantyhose? Hey, why did Ultra Lord cover himself with mayonnaise? [Sheen looks awkwardly at Funny Jimmy] He wanted to make a hero sandwich! [laughs] Hello! [knocking on Sheen's head] Anybody in there? Paging Mr. Sheen. The village called. They want their idiot back.

Sheen

Are you okay, Jimmy? 'Cause you seem really weird.

I'm weird?! [laughing] Come o-o-o-o-on! You should see Ultra Lord's uncle Morris!

Cindy

[sighs] Whad'ya want, Neutron?

To return a book and to drink in your beauty, Miss Vortex.

Cindy

Very funny.

I jest not. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Not even Shakespeare seems inadequate to describe your perfection!

Cindy

Cut it out, Neutron, before I barf!

Ah, ah, ah! But before zat, would you favor me wiz a kiss?

Cindy

Is he for real? And what's with the bad French accent? [opens door after hearing music]

[Guitar playing] [singing] Oh, Cindy, I love you, more than Albert Einstein's theory of relativity. Oh, Cindy, ma cherie, [laughs] my little Cindy. Would you please come and kiss me? [Cindy faints to French Jimmy's surprise] Wait, why are you sleeping?

Hey, buddy, want a pie?

Yeah!

[splats pie in the man's face, snickers] You can't beat the classics!

[licks face] Mmm… [gives Thumbs up] I'll say.

Hugh

Calm down, folks. Now, just tell me, what did the Jimster do?

Nick

He busted my skateboard, dude!

Carl

He said I was gonna be "dust in the wind."

Granny

He made me smile and my dentures fell out! [pulls out her dentures]

Sheen

He mocked Ultra Lord's family!

Cindy

He made my heart sing and… [snaps out of it] I mean, he said things to me so vile and despicable I cannot repeat them in mixed company.

And, he threw a pie in my face!

Hugh

[Chuckles] You can't beat the classics. [Pie-face Man growls] I'm sure Jimmy had a good reason for doing all these admittedly strange, bizarre things, so…who wants pie?

[Spits] I'm good.

Oh, no! It was the clones! I gotta find them. Goddard, activate clone locator!

Carl

There he is!

Sheen

Get him!

Cindy

Let's teach him a lesson!

Nick

I'll hold him down, man!

Carl

Yeah! Come on!

Wait, everyone! I can explain. [explaining the truth; 4 hours later…] And that's how it all happened.

[speechless] Huh, genetic replicants manifesting mutant side effects, eh?

Cindy

As long as you got rid of all the clones. One Jimmy Neutron in the world is bad enough, but six is blech!

Nick

Uh, dude, you did catch all of them, didn't you?

Uh… who would like some pie at my house?

Carl

Uh, okay.

Here's Jimmy! [laughs evilly]

[to Jimmy; annoyed with anger] Neutron!

[nervously] So, uh, I take it that means no pie? [screams while he and Goddard run for their lives as they start chasing after him]

Get him!

Granny

Rip off his head!

Sheen

[to the security guard] Well, is this your card?

For the 10th time, NO! Sheesh, you're not a really good magician!

You knew my husband was allergic to brambleberry pie! You're just a dupe for that hateful husband of yours!

Judy

"Hateful"?! You take that back!

Never, allergy-hater!

Judy

Venom-spitter!

She-woman!

Judy

Hag-witch! [leaves as Mrs. Wheezer gasps in shock; walks up the back porch, reminding Jimmy] Jimmy, I don't want you ever to mention the word "Carl" again! (Got it?!) [enters the house with a frustrated scoff and slams the door shut]

Sheen, can you arrange a little get-together with Carl?

Sheen

You're in luck, Jimmy. I'm having a special this month on super secret meetings. May I suggest a Mexican Bandito theme?

Sheen

Drat! Wedgied by science again!

Carl

No! I can't let my friendship with Jimmy end like this!

Sheen

Carl, what are you doing?! Don't!

CARL, NO!!

Carl

We need more crabgrass… MORE!!

Thank goodness you boys are alright.

Carl

Mom, does this mean that this feud is finally over?

And Carl and I can go back to being friends again?

Well, the Wheezers and the Neutrons may have their differences...

Judy

But we'll just have to get over them for the sake of the children.

You betcha!

Hugh

I agree one hundred percen-- [realizes something] Just as soon as Wheezer admits that HE TOOK MY LAWNLOPPER! [crying loudly] Golly!

I DID NOT!

Hugh

Stupidhead!

MORON FACE!!

Hugh

Mucus monkey!

DUCK LOVER!!!

Hugh

"Duck lover"?!

Sheen

I just remembered. Sam at the Candy Bar paid me to send a message to Mr. Neutron and he's chosen a festive polka theme song. I think I'll sing it now.

[infuriated] Sheen...

Sheen

Of course, we could even discuss a preferred customer discount. [The Neutrons and the Wheezers advance furiously on him as the episode ends]

Sheen

Macbeth in Space?! This is gonna be the greatest school play ever! 'Cause it's in space! And it's about Macbeth! (pause/turn to Carl) Uh, who's Macbeth?

Carl

I don't know, some guy with a girl's last name.

Carl

Uh, Jimmy, I thought we agreed that we didn't like girls.

We don't. Betty is a woman.

Sheen

Got it!

Bolbi

Bolbi be in play! Bolbi act good! Bolbi to be, or not to be?!

Sheen

Bolbi, chill!

Bolbi

Chilling.

Nick

[screams as he flies through the air] DUDE! Oh, man, I broke my leg!

Sheen

All right! That's good luck! Way to go, Nick!

Brobot

[on screen; static] Jim… my. Jimmy, help!

Uh… was that Brobot?

Carl

You mean that annoying robot you made 'cause you wanted a little brother who drove you crazy, so you made robot parents and sent them off to the moon?

Brobot

The Moony Men are attacking us! Help us, Jimmy!

Carl

Yep, that was him.

So, what's everyone want to drink? I got Classic Purple Flurp, Diet Purple Flurp, and new improved Purple Flurp with more purple.

Sheen

Jimmy, aren't you gonna help Brobot?

No, I'm not gonna help him. He was a major pain.

Carl

But he's your brother!

Sheen

Yeah, he's your own nuts and bolts and circuits!

Carl

You gotta save him before the Moony Men rip him apart limb by limb!

Brobot can take care of himself. I provided him with self-preservation circuitry.

Brobot

Jimmy, I forgot to tell you- they've disabled my self-preservation circuitry.

Oh. I guess we're going to the moon. [Carl and Sheen gasp] Come on, guys.

Carl

What? I'm not going.

Sheen

Yeah, what are you nuts?! There's Moony Men up there!

Well, I'm not going alone, so we're just gonna sit here till you guys decide what you want to do.

Sheen

Hey, Jimmy, I've got something to ask you. How come whenever we're in outer space, we don't have to wear helmets?

Good question, Sheen, and the answer is quite interesting. You see -

Carl

[singing over] Moon, moon, moon! Spoon, spoon, spoon! June, June, June! Spittoon, spittoon, spittoon!

Sheen

Uh, really?

Mm-hmm.

Sheen

But how come we don't need oxygen tanks?

Well -

Carl

[singing over] ♪ Star, star, star! You're so far, far, far! Can't go by car, car, car! ♪

Sheen

Fascinating.

Thanks. Any other questions?

Sheen

No, I kinda got a headache.