Jimmy quotes from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Cindy

Neutron, what's going on? Who's after you?

Every villain I've ever defeated has banded together to get rid of me for good!

Sheen

Well, maybe if you'd gone along with my plan to come rescue you…

What plan?!

Sheen

Oh, right.

Almost there!

Carl

Bad people! Lots of bad people!

King Goobot

Isn't this lovely? Now, you all get to be blasted into deep space with your good friend, Jimmy!

You took all the wrong packets!

Cindy

We were given the wrong packets!

Sheen, you have super strength! Sock somebody!

Libby

[angrily] Carl, you're in big trouble! [punches Carl in the gut, who has her invisibility powers]

Carl

Ow! I'm right next to you!

Gotta hide somewhere so the villains don't find us.

Libby

There's the moon. We can hide there!

Good idea.

Brobot

Hi, Jimmy! I missed you! Want to play a game? I can make moon castles! Want to hear a song I wrote? It's called, "I Love Jimmy." ♪ I love Jimmy, I love Jimmy, I love Jimmy, I love Jimmy… ♪

I'd rather take my chances with the villains.

Sheen

Good call.

Cindy

Agreed.

Carl

Can't blame you.

Libby

Word.

Cindy

Uh, Neutron? We wanted Retroville, not Jungleville.

Sheen

I think the gardeners went on strike.

Sam

[while being chased by a raptor] HELP! Yeah, yeah. HELP!

Miss Fowl

[while being chased by a giant black snake] Bad snake! Bad snake!

This is Retroville. Based on the flora and fauna, I'd say that wormhole transported the town 75 million years in the past.

Sheen

Awesome! Now I don't have to go to the dentist on Thursday!

Cindy

So, what'll happen to Goobot and the other villains?

I programmed the force field to wear off after a few minutes. I'm guessing the League of Villains will have their hands full for quite a while.

The strange appetite, the mood swings, the glowing buldges… Carl, I don't know how to say this, so I'll whisper it in Sheen's ear and he'll blurt it out in astonishment. [whispers into Sheen's ear]

Sheen

Carl is PREGNANT?!

Carl

[jumps in shock] What!?

Good news, Carl. I have an idea how to solve this without harming you, or the creature, [notices Carl shaking his head no] and, why are you nodding no?

Carl

I thought about it, Jim. If it's a boy, I'll name him, Shmengo, and if it's a girl Shmengeta, I want to retain its alien heritage.

WHAT?!

Carl, why aren't you more worried? This thing might feed off your insides, or electrocute you, or grow until it splits you in half!

Carl

Yeah, kids can be a handful.

[carrying her birthday present] Happy Birthday, Great Aunt Amanda! You're looking more beautiful and less wrinkly every year.

No thanks to you, young man, your gadgets and gewgaws have taken ten years off my life!

Judy

But, Aunt Amanda, how can you say that? Jimmy's gadgets have saved the town dozens of times.

Sure. After he brought down a giant meteor to destroy us all.

Or those evil rotting aliens.

OR PANTS! HORRIBLE WALKING PANTS!

Which cousin are you again?

Hugh

Now, now, now. Newt, Kari, Cousin Gomer, Cousin Annabelle… [Baby Eddie babbles] and little Eddie, let's not fight. We've gathered together because we love our dear Aunt Amanda and not because her fabulous wealth controls our very destiny.

Yeah, can't we all just get along and be a family?

NO! Because of you, the Neutron name isn't respectable anymore. Why can't you be nice like your two young friends?

Judy

James Isaac Neutron! What were you thinking?

Nothing! I mean, it must have been sunspots!

You're a menace! That's what you are, young man! [the other adult Neutrons agree]

Hugh

Jimbo, get inside the house and stay there before Aunt Amanda writes us all out of the will!

But, Dad! Mom!

Judy

[sharply] No buts, mister! March!

And take that horrible (robotic) dog with you! [Goddard growls and follows Jimmy inside the house]

Carl

Hey, Jimmy, are you okay?

Sheen

Cheer up, Jimmy. We brought you some of Aunt Kari's world-famous, migraine-inducing desserts.

Guys, we have a situation. There's no reason those presents should have exploded. Someone bombarded the spatula with delta waves. Only a genius could come up with a plan like that. And the delta waves came from the backyard. Do you realize what that means?

Sheen

Uh, Jimmy, do you mind if we just keep eating?

It means that there's another genius in my family besides me. An evil genius.

Carl

That's horrible! Hey, Sheen, are you gonna finish that death-by gelato?

Okay, stop eating.

Sheen

Sorry.

Carl

Sorry.

Goddard, isolate the Neutron genius gene. Now, compare the gene against DNA profiles of all adult family members. Hmm. The two most likely suspects would be… Cousin Gomer or Cousin Annabelle.

Carl

Okay, so what you're saying is that one of them must only be acting dumb.

Sheen

[belches] Or crazy.

We gotta find out which one before they make another attempt on my family's lives!

Carl

Right. To the buffet! What? I'm still hungry.

[laughing wickedly] Haven't you figured it out yet, Jimmy?

[shocked] Cousin Eddie!

Man, did I have you barking up the wrong tree. You know, maybe you ain't as bright as everybody thinks.

How can I be so naive? I only checked the DNA of adult Neutrons. I never guessed that…

A baby could be as smart as you? Heck, I'm smarter. And, I'm only 17 1/2 months old. Wait till I hit puberty- bah-bing!

Sheen

Why'd you do it, Cousin Eddie?! WHY?!

For Aunt Amanda's money, Sheen.

Ding! We got a winner! Now, think fast, nimrods! [traps the boys and Cousin Gomer in his unbreakable fun rings] Don't waste your time. Nothing can escape my unbreakable fun rings.

You're a bad baby, Eddie, and you got a diaper full of evil!

[zaps Goddard with his rattle and sees a tritium battery] Oh! What do we have here? A tritium battery, and a big one!

Eddie, no! If that battery goes critical, it could take out the entire family!

Duh! You know, Jimmy, sometimes you're almost as dumb as Gomer.

You know there's match two, man!

Oh, FYI, those rings will keep shrinking until the life's completely squeezed out of you!

Sheen

You adorable fiend!

Arrivederci, losers! [wickedly cackles and exits the nursery, unaware that Goddard is still operative]

[sneaks past the family and places the battery in the birthday candle] Zappa du ba-ba, zappa du ba-ba, Zap, Zap, Zappity bo-ba!

Hugh

All right, it's time for Aunt Amanda's birthday cake, everyone. Come on! [the family heads to the cake; Hugh places the candle holder on top of the cake]

[singing] Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday! [suddenly Baby Eddie zaps the battery in the cake, much to the family's horror]

[races outside the house riding on Goddard in his Flycyle mode] GET DOWN, EVERYONE! [the adult Neutrons duck for cover as Jimmy removes the bomb and throws it into the sky, where Goddard blows it up with lasers before making a landing, while Jimmy goes face-to-face with Baby Eddie] Too bad you didn't know about Goddard's backup battery. It's all over, Eddie! Oh, you're going down, baby. [he and Baby Eddie have a brawl and the adult Neutrons shriek, then Jimmy launches Eddie who hits a picnic table, sending party hats and presents flying everywhere and catapulting the birthday cake, which lands on Aunt Amanda's head]

Hugh

All right, all right, all right, break it up now. Jimbo, we told you to stay in the house!

My baby!

This is the child you raised?! A vicious, rotten baby mauler?!

It's not what you think, Aunt Amanda! Eddie's an evil genius! He was trying to blow everyone up so he could get your fortune!

[in baby voice] Goo.

Hugh

He takes after her side of the family! [points at Judy]

Judy

Hugh!

Hugh

He may be adopted. It looks nothing like me.

Wait. There's that horrible noise again!

I know, Aunt Kari. I reset Eddie's rattle during our struggle. It's programmed to overload.

Oh, poopy! [throws his rattle into the air and it explodes] You broke my rattle! You dweeby, no-good, pointy-headed, weasel-faced freak! [The adult Neutrons are shocked as he accidentally reveals his true colors while Jimmy grins smugly] Uh, I mean… [in baby voice] Goo?

That baby's a bad seed! [to Jimmy] It's Jimmy who's the good nephew!

I'm so sorry little Eddie tried to destroy us all.

If I were you Aunt Kari, I'd keep him on a baby leash.

Oh, no, not the leash! I'll get you for this, Cousin Jimmy, you hear me?! This ain't finished, not by a long shot! Hey, where's my juicy cup? Where is the cup that I can spill without spilling?

Dad, our family is very weird.

Hugh

It sure is, son. It sure is.

Sheen

What, you never heard of the Atomic Monkeys Special Forces Squad? Trained monkeys dedicated to fighting crime and pursuing justice whenever they are called upon?

No.

[in trying to find a way to help Sheen defeat a zealous karate practitioner who wants to usurp Sheen's position as "The Chosen One"] There's only one way to help Sheen train.

Sheen

[in front of a dojo] A tutor?

We have no other choice!

Sheen

Why don't you just make me take piano lessons while I'm at it?

Yes?

Master Hong?

Sheen

Dude, aren't you a little old to teach kung-fu?

[calmly, holding out a pebble] Snatch this pebble from my hand.

Sheen

[sarcastically] Snatch the pebble… too easy! [gets slammed around by Master Hong] You're hired!

Sheen

Relax, Jimmy. It was probably just a case of mistaken identity... [Carl opens the door on him, knocking him out] Ow!

[o.s.] Cut!

Cut!

I am a flying boy, so graceful. Surely you're all jealous! [as he is about to kick, he gets injured and hits the camera's lens]

Put your leg behind your head.

Sheen

[lifts his feet, and pulls his foot by accident] That's gotta hurt in the morning! [laughs] Moving On!

[pulls his hair off making him bald] Okay. [everybody laughs]