Jimmy quotes from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Sheen

Aw, cheer up, Jimmy. Hey, after the game, you wanna come over to watch Wizard of Oz? I love those little Munchkins. [Jimmy glares at him] What? What'd I say? Man, you dinky guys are so touchy.

You guys have no idea what it's like to be the short guy. [dramatically] It's like…it's like…

Sheen

Uh, you're not gonna sing, are you?

Judy

This is a nightmare. How am I going to clean this house if I'm six inches tall?

Hugh

I know, these are dark times, Sugarbooger. But look on the bright side. We finally got a jumbo-sized TV!

Judy

[to Jimmy; sharply] James Issac Neutron, are you responsible for this?

You know, Mom, we could waste precious time assigning blame.

Judy

[still sharped] Jimmy!

[guilty] Kind of.

Judy

Hugh, speak to your son.

Sheen

Hey, Jimmy, how long do you think we're gonna be small?

As long as it takes me to build another resizing ray. In the meantime, everyone in Retroville will just have to go on with their lives.

Carl

Hmm… I wonder what that will be like.

Cindy

Well, we can all thank our favorite boy genius for getting us into mortal danger - again!

Libby

At least we can say we had an exciting childhood.

Carl

[sees the ship] Hey, look, it's the old McSpanky's burger joint that we used to work at till you shot it at the sun, Jimmy.

They've turned it into a spaceship.

Sheen

[opens a fake treasure chest] It's okay, our worries are over! We're rich! [hugs it]

[standing on a podium] Ladies and gentlemen, I think we've all learned something in the past few days. Size is not important. It doesn't matter if you're big or if you're small. So be happy with who you are.

For saving the citizens of Retroville from a life as toys, we award the Retroville Trophy of Honor to James Isaac Neutron. [gives Jimmy the trophy]

Cindy

[pulls Jimmy down from the podium and stands on it] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Time out! May I just remind everybody this was all Neutron's fault?!

Oh, the loud girl has a point. [takes the trophy out of Jimmy's hands] Chainsaw! [A man cuts the trophy in half with a chainsaw] For reminding us that this was all Jimmy's fault, we present half of the Retroville Trophy of Honor to Cindy Vortex.

[after Libby turns off the radio] Libby, did you just turn some music off?

Libby

[turns slowly to Jimmy; also smiling creepily] Hello, Jimmy, I'm happy to see you. Did you watch "The Happy Show Show" last night?

[watching "The Happy Show Show" at his house; narrating] It was the worst show I had ever seen. [turns off the TV; enters school the next day] The next day at school, the strangeness continued.

[surprising Jimmy as he walks next to them] Hi, Jimmy.

Sheen

Hi, Jimmy. You watched "The Happy Show Show?"

Yes, and it was the worst show ever! It was obnoxious, idiotic, silly, infantile, inane, vapid… Shall I go on?

Libby

You need to watch it again.

Again?! I could barely watch the first 30 seconds! I thought my TV would explode! I thought I might faint from the fumes of the show's supreme stinkiness!

Carl

You should give it another chance.

Guys, are you listening? I'm never going to watch that show again!

Betty

[flirtingly] Why don't you come over to my house and watch it with me?

[watching Betty being hypnotized by Grandma Taters' show while standing outside her house; narrating] The show was hypnotizing people and turning them into mindless zombies! (Luckily,) It didn't affect me because I was only watching the reflection. [bursts the door open and enters, trying to get Betty's attention] Betty, snap out of it! You've been hypnotized! Stop watching the TV!

Betty

But I must watch, and you must watch, too.

[runs away, screaming as he makes it back to his house] Mom, Dad, we've gotta call someone! There's a TV show that's turning everyone into… [enters the living room, only to see his parents have been hypnotized too]

Hello, Jimmy, we're happy to see you.

You too?

Judy

Come sit here and we'll be happy together.

[dashes out of the house] NO!

Judy

Shall we chase him?

Hugh

Nothing would make me happier.

Sam

Watch the show, Jimmy.

Yes, you must watch it. It's fabulous.

[telling Cindy everything that happened as they fly into the outskirts of town] And that's what happened! The entire town is happy zombies! And the world may be next!

Cindy

So, uh, why were you at Betty Quinlan's house?

Research. Now I may be able to track the broadcast beam of the TV show and find its originating source. I got it! Cindy, it's up to us to stop this thing... together.

Cindy

So, um, what did you do at Betty's house?

Nothing.

Cindy

That's her? She's so sweet and innocent looking.

Yeah, so are child stars. Wait here and keep a look out for any of the happy ones. I'm going in to stop her. [barges in, facing her] Grandma Taters, I presume!

Grandma Taters

Well, hello, honey, come on in. Would you like some hard candy?

I know what you're up to, lady.

Grandma Taters

[pinches Jimmy's cheek] Well, aren't you a smart little boy?

Grandma Taters

Restraints!

Mom, Dad, you can't do this to me!

Judy

Oh, we're happy to do it.

Hugh

Positively ecstatic.

But you're not supposed to be happy all the time! You have to be sad sometimes!

Hugh

Happily, that's no longer true.

But don't you see? Grandma Taters' show has stolen your emotions and caused you to lose your humanity! Soon, the whole world will be pack of soulless, mindless zombies!

Sheen

Wondering if I care…still wondering… NOPE!

[hacking into the communication satellite phone in Earth's orbit, making prank calls] Yeah, hi, is this the U.N. Security Council? I'm looking for Ambassador Shake My Booty, first name Ivanna.

[on satellite phone] Hold on. Guys! Ivanna Shake My Booty. You heard me. Ivanna Shake My Booty!

[laughing evilly] Oh, mercy!

While the dork's away, the clones will play, eh, pooch?

You're in big trouble, clone! Step away from that duplicator!

Sorry, no can do, bro. This goodie-two-shoes town of yours ain't big enough for the both of us.

Wait, you don't know how dangerous that thing is!

Oh, I think I do. [starts up his rocket and flies away] Hasta la vista, big-head!

Don't worry, Goddard. He forgot about my rocket. [jumps in his rocket but as he starts it up, he notices that Evil Jimmy clogged up the ignition with a watermelon] I really hate that clone.

Hugh

Hi, Jim-Jam, gettin' ready to visit that new planet in the sky?

New planet? What new planet? [Hugh points to the planet up in the sky; gasps]

Hugh

Sure is pretty. In a creepy, steaming kind of way.

Goddard, deploy telescope. [Goddard activates his telescope and analyzes the planet with the screen revealing the planet to be an evil cloned Earth; horrified] Oh, no-- he's cloned another Earth! [End of Act I; Beginning Act II] My evil clone must've used the Flux Field to clone a duplicate Earth.

[shocked] Leaping leptons! Evil Jimmy somehow made his cloned Earth just as evil as he is. Better blend in. [disguises himself to look like his evil clone] Oh, yeah, I'm evil. Oh, yeah, I'm bad. [sees an incoming car about to hit a woman] Look out! [rushes in and saves her]

Oh! Young man, that was so brave and decent of you. What are you, some kind of sicko?! HELP! [bashes Jimmy's head with her purse] A goodie! You freak!

Hello, sweetie, home so soon? [cutting some roses in a trash can and dumps them out] I'm just dirtying up the house before dinner. [throws the trash can aside]

We're having duck again. I must have bagged over 87 bubbleheads this morning. Oh, they quacked for mercy, but I just laughed and laughed. [he and Evil Judy both laugh evilly]

This is going to scar me for life. Mom, Dad, I know helping is good, and I know that you're evil, but I'm still your son, right?

Yep-a-roonie, [combs Jimmy's hair back to his normal style] our very, very good son.

Our evil son has ordered us to capture you for experimentation. [presses a button on a remote, dropping a cage on Jimmy and trapping him]

[appearing out of nowhere] Well, well, well, if it isn't the wimpy dip-headed freak. Hey, nice of you to drop by. I see you met the folks. [they all chuckle evilly; Later… escorts Jimmy to his lab with Evil Goddard behind, pointing his gun at him] So, what do you think of my little world, doc?

It's sick twisted and smells like old socks! How'd you make this duplicate Earth evil?!

With a dark matter power chip. Yeah, I know, feel free to applaud.

Don't do this, evil clone. If the duplication process isn't reversed, my entire home planet will fade into oblivion!

Bingo, Einstein, in about 59 seconds. Wave bye-bye to Loserville.