[in trying to find a way to help Sheen defeat a zealous karate practitioner who wants to usurp Sheen's position as "The Chosen One"] There's only one way to help Sheen train.
[in front of a dojo] A tutor?
We have no other choice!
Why don't you just make me take piano lessons while I'm at it?
[The Dojo head, Master Hong, answers the door]
Yes?
Master Hong?
Dude, aren't you a little old to teach kung-fu?
[calmly, holding out a pebble] Snatch this pebble from my hand.
[sarcastically] Snatch the pebble… too easy! [gets slammed around by Master Hong] You're hired!
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