[Outer Space; Jimmy and his friends are flying back home to Earth in their Astrocar after playing mini golf on planet Mercury]
Engines down! Losing power! Abandon ship!
You're enjoyin' that massage chair a little too much.
Set boosters on "Lower back"! Engage!
Thanks for taking us miniature golfing on Mercury, Jimmy. Hey, you want some of my extra orange juice my mom packed me?
JJimmy
Thanks, Carl… [drinks the whole bottle] but we're not home yet. I still have to steer us past the Van Patten Radiation Belt.
Ha! Neutron probably thought the low gravity would throw off my backswing. Wrong! As usual.
JJimmy
Hey, hey, how about instead of bragging, you thank me for inviting you along at all?!
You're right, Jimmy. Thank you… [pause] for letting me kick your butt on the back nine!
JJimmy
What is your problem, Vortex?!
I don't have a problem! What's your problem?
JJimmy
Oh, I think you do have a problem! [arguing in unison] You know what the problem is?!
[arguing in unison] No, I'm not the one with the problem, Neutron!
[eating a sandwich] It's so hard to digest when they argue like that. [belches]
Oh, this space travel is giving me a zit! I need vanishing cream.
You just can't admit that I smoke you in athletics.
JJimmy
Oh, oh, yeah? You wanna go right now? [holds his hand, challenging her to an arm wrestle]
[After passing through the Van Patten Radiation Belt and crash landing back home to Earth, Cindy has been given the ability of super strength, Sheen has the ability of super speed, Libby has the ability to turn invisible, Carl has the ability to make sonic burps, and Jimmy's skin has been turned orange and his hair green]
JJimmy
I think I see what happened. You all got superpowers based on what you were doing when the Van Patten rays hit.
And you just turned orange? How lame is that?
JJimmy
It's not lame! Maybe my cells store massive amounts of vitamin C or something.
[sniffs] Mmm. He does have a pleasing, fruity aroma. [laughs along with the girls, making Jimmy cringe angrily]
Guys, get serious. We've all been endowed with incredible power. And I say we use that power to attack Tokyo! [runs to Tokyo and back] Guys, come on, pick up the pace.
JJimmy
Sheen's right! Except for the part about Tokyo- we have been given incredible power. But we should use it to fight crime.
Why didn't I think of that?
You mean… become superheroes?
I hate to admit it, but that would be cool.
I can fight crime, but I have to be home by 5:30.
Stack hands, everyone. We need to make a solemn vow.
[All stack hands]
Let those who do evil beware! From this day forth, we shall be known as: The Fantastic League of Justice-Bringing Avenging Men!
[Neutron Lab; Three days later…]
JJimmy
I know, Goddard, but I can't stop working. I'm still missing one last ingredient for my superpower antidote. If only this mutant gene wasn't so hard to crack. Maybe if I tried a submolecular scam. [Screen shows Fatal Gene countdown to six hours] No. It can't be! Their powers are burning up their metabolisms! Their life forces will be drained in six hours! [bangs on his keypad] GOTTA WORK FASTER! [accidentally spills some Purple Flurp on the keyboard] No, no, NO! Now I'll never find a cure in time! [starts throwing a tantrum] Why do I even care?! All they did was mock me. Especially Cindy! She makes me so angry! [furiously throws a binocular box off-screen, crashing it] If only I'd gotten a cool superpower too, then I'd make her pay! I'd make 'em all pay! [zoom in on his eye; growls furiously] What's wrong with me? [eye color changes burnt green; voice deepens] Feeling strange. [starts transforming into his huge hulk-like form as Goddard watches in fear] Thoughts, cloudy. Image of Cindy burning in my brain!
HJHulk Jimmy
[bursts out through the door of his clubhouse, roaring with rage] JIMMY DID GET SUPERPOWER! NOW JIMMY STRONG! NOW JIMMY SMASH!
JJimmy
And I'm telling you that you can't see the equator!
Just an unpopulated area like the Pacific Ocean!
JJimmy
WRONG! The equator's invisible and apparently so is your brain!
Well, at least my head doesn't need no time zone!
JJimmy
Why'd you have to go there?!
You know, I hate to say it Jimmy, but aside from the man-eating plants, giant spiders, and vicious snakes, um… this isn't so bad.
JJimmy
It seems like if we stay out of the denser parts of the jungle, we should be fi… [record scratches] Did you just call me Jimmy?
JJimmy
I know. I just didn't know that you knew. I thought you thought it was "Neutroid", or "Speutron", or "King Cranium" or "Frankenhead"...
I know, I know. Jimmy, why do you think we always fight back home?
JJimmy
Oh, that's easy, because, well, uh... maybe because... uh... Huh... I don't remember.
I don't either. I mean, I know I'm not supposed to like you, but being here on this island away from school and grades and peer pressure, it makes me realize how ridiculous that is. You're a really cool person.
JJimmy
R-really? [Cindy nods her head] I've sort of been thinking the same thing about you.
Really? Jimmy, if I had to be stranded on a deserted island with anybody, I'm glad it's you.
JJimmy
Me, too. Um, Cindy, if you're not doing anything tomorrow, well, do you think you might want to... I don't know, hang out together?
Hmm, I may have to move some appointments around, but what the heck, I accept.
JJimmy
Finished, now put your fuel ingredients into the gas tank.
[Libby and Carl put all the ingredients into the gas tank, but Sheen picks up some strange rocks and put them into the gas tank]
JJimmy
Sheen, what kind's of rocks are those?
Well I didn't know what shale look like, but I found these cool rocks deep in the jungle. Look!
[Sheen gives the strange rock to Jimmy]
JJimmy
These don't feel like rocks at all. they feel like…
[Libby screamed and they see a giant spider attack the hover car and they all hide in the rock]
Jimmy, that's the spider that made the web we saw!
JJimmy
I think we put some of her eggs in the gas tank!
If it destroys the hover car, we'll be stranded here forev… [record stretches]
SLSheen, Libby, and Carl
Did she just call you Jimmy?
FCFuture Cindy
NERDTRON! Nerdtron, what are you doing?! You're supposed to be soaking my mother's feet! And if it's not done every hour on the hour, she experiences severe flaking!
FJFuture Jimmy
Cindy, can you not call me Nerdtron? [scoffs] Now that we're married?
[The word "married" repeats itself, slowing down each time.]
JJimmy
NO… [commercial break, after which he's still screaming] …OOO! [faints]
Wow. You just screamed for four minutes, Jim.
I'm both impressed and disturbed.
JJimmy
Look, the birthday girl. Okay, I can explain. In the future, you're mad with power...
[enraged] Oh, I'm mad all right!
[Libby throws Jimmy, Carl and Sheen out of the house and slams the door.]
JJimmy
We'll explain all this to Libby after we save the future.
Right. I won't let my dear, sweet Libby become a horrible dictator! Although if she wants to wear the outfit, that's cool.
CCopBot
Is this the place?
[The squirrel squeaks and CopBot interrupts the party but is stopped by Butch]
Hey, Tin Man, this is a private party! [CopBot blasts Butch] Enjoy the punch...!
JJimmy
Okay, just stay low and maybe he won't...
I SURRENDER! I CAN'T BE ON THE LAM MY WHOLE LIFE! I DON'T EVEN LIKE LAMB--IT'S TO GAMEY!
CCopBot
Oh, look! I am now authorized to use deadly force.
[Copbot uses the lasers to shoot the trio and gets hit by Goddard]
JJimmy
Goddard! You saved us!
And take your dog, too! [slams the door]
There you are! I hope you're happy, Neutron! Your stupid robot is out there wrecking the whole... [sees the gifts smashed and destroyed] Wow. I had no idea you were so deranged.
JJimmy
Cindy, you've got to help us! I need to find my gift to Libby!
I organized everything by the giver's name.
JJimmy
Yes, but where's mine?!
You're under Z! [Points to the closet door with a sign labeled "Gifts: Z"]
JJimmy
I'll be angry about that later.
JJimmy
I'm serious! Oh, and what part of "Girls stay behind the yellow line" did you not understand?! Perhaps you recall Love Potion 976/J?
Oh, I do. It made you fall in love with the first person you saw. Sheen fell for Libby, Jimmy fell for Cindy, and I fell in love with the most beautiful woman in the… [gasps] Nothing.
JJimmy
And these are essence of N-Men. I synthesized them from your DNA after we achieved superpowers. Ingesting your packet will give you your powers back for 30 minutes.
Ooh, I want to be invisible again!
I want to be Special Girl for my karate competition this weekend!
I want to be Vibrating Sheen, so I can go to the bathroom all over the world!
JJimmy
No! Don't you guys remember what happened last time we were the N-Men?
So, what if I don't? A lot's happened since then.
JJimmy
You couldn't control your powers. You got so out of control the town locked you up.
Excuse me, wasn't there also a big orange monster who went crazy and almost destroyed Retroville? Oh, that's right, it was you!
JJimmy
The point is, no one touches these unless there's an extreme emergency. I'm talking life-or-death situation, understand?
But, Jimmy, we won't go crazy like we did last time.
Yeah, we're older and wiser.
JJimmy
People don't change.
[Aboard The Junkman's ship, the League of Villains circle around Jimmy]
JJimmy
[wakes up and gasps in horror] King Goobot, Baby Eddie, Grandma Taters, The Junkman, Eustace (Strych), Professor Calamitous, Beautiful Gorgeous, Zix, Travoltron, and Tee!
How come he said my name last?!
Hello, Jimmy. We were just in the neighborhood and thought we'd drop by. Care to go for a little ride? It will be your LAST!
[The League of Villains put Jimmy on trial]
Quiet! Quiet, I say! Quiet. Court is in session. The League of Villains vs. Jimmy Neutron. King Goobot presiding.
JJimmy
Wait, you're putting me on trial?!
Of course! We're doing things by the book.
"The Big Book of Sham Trials." Be seated, jury.
Do I have to sit next to stink boy here? I'm gonna throw up.
He can't smell any worse than this baby.
Hey, I'm a baby. Babies poop! What? You didn't poop when you were a baby?
Order! Order! Bailiff, control the jury.
Man, why do I got to be the bailiff? I want to be on the jury!
Too late. We already voted.
How come I didn't get a vote?
VVillains
'Cause you're not on the jury. [laughing]
Order! Order, I say! James Isaac Neutron, you are charged with blocking the spread of evil, ruining diabolical plans and being an annoying pest. How do you plead?
JJimmy
Well, first I have to say…
Time's up. Thank you. The jury will now read the verdict.
JJimmy
I didn't even get to defend myself!
Hello! This is a League of Villains. What did you expect? Jury, how do you find the defendant?
JJimmy
I should be able to get us back to Retroville at light speed. Look for some sort of transmitter so I can contact Carl.
I don't think that's necessary.
That's them, all right. Carl's talking, Libby's drying her eyes, and Cindy's driving.
JJimmy
This is terrible! They're heading to save us and we're heading back to… [realizes; enraged] CINDY'S DRIVING MY ROCKET?!
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