[in a quarantine bubble with a red stuffy nose] That's some nose you've got, Agent Puppy. I can't smell a… [stutters] thing. I have such a… [stutters] bad cold, I've quarantined myself. [sneezes and gets mucus all over inside the bubble] That's the last time I lick a hand-rail at the hospital. [an alarm suddenly goes off] Uh-oh. I'm getting intel that the Stink Bug is on the loose!
A diabolical bug villain who stinks, duh! It's right in his name. Because of his rancid smell, we drove him out of … [stutters] town.
Actually, we just told him to take a shower, but he made a big stink about it and left, vowing revenge!
Well, he's back, and he's robbing the Limburger… [stutters] Cheese Factory. [sneezes]
LBLunch Lady Bug
No one is leaving till you all clean your plates! And by "clean your plates", I mean, "CEASE TO EXIST!!!"
Wait a minute. Lunch Lady Bug? It was you all along? But why?
LBLunch Lady Bug
Because I've put up with you insulting my food for years, and now, destroying your reunion will be my revenge!
Duh! She put snakes in her Spanish rice!
LBLunch Lady Bug
And now, I will drown you all with this giant vat of gravy! [laughs manically] The sweet taste of revenge! Actually, it's a little lumpy. [laughs] The lumpy taste of revenge!
Wait, Lunch Lady Bug! Not everyone hates your food! I love it and I always have! Your bratwurst are the wurst-bests, I mean, best-wursts-- wow, I have to go to the bathroom.
LBLunch Lady Bug
Who cares what you think? You're just an assistant to an apprentice rodeo clown.
No, I'm not! I'm a super-cool T.U.F.F. agent! Okay, I can't get the barrel off, but underneath it is an awesome black t-shirt, which come to think of it, really doesn't prove anything.
The point is, he isn't a clown, and I'm not really a hairless cat!
I mean… I'm a T.U.F.F. agent too!
LBLunch Lady Bug
I don't care who you are! In a few seconds, you'll be a garnish on my dish of death!
Kitty, we'll have to fight food with food! Set your blaster to mashed potato!
That's ridiculous! There's no setting for-- [sees the "mashed potato" setting on her blaster, thinking Dudley was right] Oh, look, there it is!
Dudley, Snaptrap's sub is getting away! Do you know what this means?
It means that only millionaires will be able to eat movie popcorn.
No, it means... Okay, let's just go with that. Come on! Give me the pen, Dudley. I'll use it to call the Chief.
[disguised as Kitty's mother] When are you going to get married? Why don't you call me on my birthday?! Why can't you be more like your sister?!
Yes, but she used her one phone to call me on my birthday!
[with her face turning red of fury] STOP COMPARING ME TO HER! I'M PRETTY, TOO!!
Actually, your shoulders are a little large, and we all know why you always wear gloves.
Wow. Dudley is a terrible chief. Luckily, all of the city's worst villains are out of commission.
No, they're at an evil softball tournament in Petsburgh.
[Snaptrap, Bird Brain, and the Chameleon are seen playing there]
I stole home! Seriously, I stole it. I also swiped the ref's watch. Start the car, Larry!
Well, if all the bad guys are out there playing softball, then there's nothing to worry about.
[Lightning flashes over the city and the face of a new villain appears]
It's time to give Petropolis something to worry about! [holding a meeting in a diner with Wanna-Bee, Fiddler Crab, and Escape Goat] I call to order the first meeting of the Fiendish League of Potential Perpetrators: "F.L.O.P.P.!" Role call! Meerkat, oh that's me. And I'll have you know I'm no mere cat, I'm the MEERKAT! Get it, Mere Cat. [pulls out a sign with "Mere Cat" at the top and "Meerkat" at the bottom] See the difference? You kinda have to write it down. [throws the sign away] Moving on… Wanna-Bee?
I'm here and I wanna be bad!
Oooh, I like your moxie. Missing Lynx, eh missing as usual. Fiddler Crab? [Fiddler Crab plays a fiddle note on his violin but one of the strings snap and hit him in the eye] Oh, that's a snappy ditty. Escape Goat?
I'm here, and I'm forming my greatest escape yet! Has anyone seen a tiny key?!
Time to brainstorm a fiendish plan!
Yeah! Let's do something super bad! [falls into the creamer]
Oh, dear, he's fallen in the creamer! Someone throw him a swizzle stick!
Here's an evil plan. Why don't we dine and dash? Ha-ha!
Ooh, that's super evil! Let's do it!
Wolf Spitzer here with beloved children's TV host, and convicted felon, Quacky the Duck. We're at the grand opening of Quacky's new restaurant: Quack in the Box.
Hey, kids! You're gonna love what's on the menu. It's better than prison food and I should know.
I'm only gonna say this once, "Eat here or else!"
Okay, Sharing Moose. Save that charm for the drive-thru window.
Quacky's got a restaurant? Let's hurry and beat the crowd!
Looks like the Sharing Moose is already… [stutters] doing that.
I said get in line, grandma!
[speechless] I can't believe you guys are buying this. Do I need to remind you that Quacky tied me and Dudley to a rocket and fired us into space?
Kitty, you have to learn to forgive and forget.
Really? I bet Dudley hasn't forgiven or forgotten.
Quacky, isn't it a little coincidental that the T.U.F.F. agent who put you behind bars is the winner of your contest?
Yeah, coincidental. That's what it is. Definitely not part of a sinister revenge plan that carved on a prison wall with a sharpened toothbrush.
I WON! I WON! I STILL CAN'T BREATHE!
Besides, Agent Puppy is my biggest fan and he'd do anything to make Quack in the Box a success.
You hear that, Wolf-man? [gets into Wolf Spitzer's face] Agent Puppy would do anything.
Well done, Quacky. Things are going just like we planned.
Yeah! Once I activate those quacktion figures, they'll destroy every other fast food restaurant in Petropolis and make it look like Agent Puppy did it! [quickly realizes] Whoops! I said that over the drive-thru microphone.
[tosses the customer his meal and the customer drives away] Don't worry. I didn't put the stomach medicine in his sloppy meal. He'll never make it out of the parking lot.
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[throws up and crashes] I'm gonna need an extra napkin!
