No one is leaving till you all clean your plates! And by "clean your plates", I mean, "CEASE TO EXIST!!!"
Wait a minute. Lunch Lady Bug? It was you all along? But why?
Because I've put up with you insulting my food for years, and now, destroying your reunion will be my revenge!
[to Kitty] She's crazy!
Duh! She put snakes in her Spanish rice!
And now, I will drown you all with this giant vat of gravy! [laughs manically] The sweet taste of revenge! Actually, it's a little lumpy. [laughs] The lumpy taste of revenge!
Wait, Lunch Lady Bug! Not everyone hates your food! I love it and I always have! Your bratwurst are the wurst-bests, I mean, best-wursts-- wow, I have to go to the bathroom.
Who cares what you think? You're just an assistant to an apprentice rodeo clown.
No, I'm not! I'm a super-cool T.U.F.F. agent! Okay, I can't get the barrel off, but underneath it is an awesome black t-shirt, which come to think of it, really doesn't prove anything.
The point is, he isn't a clown, and I'm not really a hairless cat!
Yes, you are.
I mean… I'm a T.U.F.F. agent too!
I don't care who you are! In a few seconds, you'll be a garnish on my dish of death!
Kitty, we'll have to fight food with food! Set your blaster to mashed potato!
That's ridiculous! There's no setting for-- [sees the "mashed potato" setting on her blaster, thinking Dudley was right] Oh, look, there it is!
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