Kitty[breaks into the studio through the ceiling, then sneaks to the shredder machine and opens it up, and uses a camera gadget to view the shredded evidence as a whole document] Quacky's been cancelled? But why is he sending Dudley on a scavenger hunt for the network president… who cancelled his show?! I knew something was up! I gotta call Dudley!
Curiosity killed the cat… or in this case, gave her a concussion. [bashes Kitty with a pipe, knocking her out unconsciously]
[recovering from consciousness as he, Kitty, and the network president are tied up to a missile] Kitty, what's going on?
Kitty
Bad news, Dudley. The Quacky the Duck Show has been cancelled, and Quacky's going to annihilate the network president as part of his revenge… and us along with him!
[horrified shock] Wait! QUACKY'S BEEN CANCELLED?! NO! [to the network president] HOW COULD YOU?!
Hey, Didley, looks like you're the unlucky duck.
All's good that ends good.
GGGrammar Gopher
[pops out from trap door in floor] You mean, "All is well that ends well."
Kitty
[happily hugs him] Grammar Gopher, you're back! Oh, this is the bestest day ever!
GGGrammar Gopher
That's best day ever. "Bestest" isn't a real word, young lady.
Kitty
[to Quacky] Yeah, now I kinda see why you fired him.
Man, this garage is a mess. I wonder what the museum's like?
Kitty
This is the museum.
No wonder there are no cars.
Kitty
There it is, Dudley. King Mutt's treasure.
Wow, an actual king. You know my friend Phil comes from royalty? His uncle's a duke. Or maybe his name is Duke? The point is, he has a pool table.
Well played, Agent Puppy. But I knew it was you all along.
Yeah, that's why you led that heroic charge into the Ancient Greek trash compactor.
Quit fighting and let's make a run for it!
Kitty
Dudley, it's time to take out the trash!
Ooh, I hope we can get the same cell. Then we'll really get to bond. Can I get a "team evil?"
No, please! Put me in solitary!
[Dudley and Kitty are waiting in line at Petropolis Elementary School for Career Day]
Kitty
Dudley, there's more to our jobs than blowing things up.
I know. That's why I brought a highlight reel of me punching bad guys. It's in odor-ama. You can smell the terror.
Kitty
[in high-pitched voice] Wait, kids, think about your future!
[laughs; also in high-pitched voice] Kitty, you sound funny! Hey, listen to me! I'm Tiny Dudley! A little secret agent who lives in a thimble, and eats mini-mini waffles! Now you say something funny.
Kitty
I hear a beeping sound.
Forgot the pirate-themed forks.
[groans] Now I get it. Tiny Dudley drives a mini minivan. [back at T.U.F.F. Headquarters; still in high-pitched voice] I can't believe those kids turned evil!
Kitty
Dudley, the gas wore off ten minutes ago.
I know, I just like talking like this. [now in low-pitched voice] I also like talking like this.
Good work, kids! Time to open the presents. [opens the first present, revealing a massage chair] Ooh, a massage chair! It's from the Chameleon. Oh, I shouldn't have. [shocked as all the kids begin opening presents] Oh, what are you doing?! All the presents are mine!
RKRaccoon Kid
But we helped steal 'em. They're ours too.
That tears it! I mean, stop tearing it! [takes out a remote] This is an override for your transformation suits. It's also a curling iron. I stole it from the pointless gadget store, eh! Now I control what you become! [zaps the kids, turning them into bugs and puts them into a bowl]
Why did you turn us into bugs, weird lizard man? I thought we were your friends.
You were my friends, until you touched my stuff! Now you're my supper! Notice, Agent Katswell, I didn't turn any of them into vegetables. Time to chow down.
Kitty
Dudley, we have to save those kids!
Now's our chance to show them what being a secret agent is all about! Luckily, I still have my thermo-nuclear thermos. [presses the button with his tongue] Wow, that's hot root beer!
Kitty
Another thing about secret agents, kids… [uses the remote to change the kids back into themselves] They also get to kick some bad guy butt!
[The kids all shapeshift into pointy, steel-toed cowboy boots and chase after the Chameleon, kicking his butt]
Okay, I get the point! [laughs] I'm clever, even when I'm losing.
[disguised as a pot plant, then shapeshifts into a wolf citizen] Hello! It is I, the Chameleon-- I mean, Lord of the Flies! [holds up a plate of flies] Here, have a fly. I'm sorry, I'm all out of silverfish. Oh, tally-ho, English muffin, fish and chips! [looks at the Queen's crown] And now, to make my move! [transforms into his regular self, laughs evilly while crawling up the wall, attaches himself to the ceiling and rappels down onto the Queen's crown with his tail and tries to pull it off] What is this? A crown or a bike helmet?! And why is there a cake inside of it?!
QQueen
Guards! Stop this thief at once!
[As the guards are about to seize the Chemeleon, Big Ben chimes]
GGuard
Oh, jolly good, tea time!
No tea for me. I'm filled up on flies. Well, if I can't take the crown, I will have to take you! [grabs the Queen and escapes through the chimney]
Kitty
[flying over; to Dudley through her wrist-com] Dudley, the Chameleon's got the Queen! [The Chameleon turns himself into a British taxi with the Queen inside and drives away] Where are you?
[still in prison tower] Over here.
MMurray (Larry)
As soon as the sun goes down, I'll plunge this city into darkness and chaos and rob Petropolis blind! Then we can finally afford our own lair!
That'll be great! I'm sick of runnin' into Snaptrap's mom in the bathroom. [he and Murray (Larry) quiver in disgust]
Kitty
Freeze, G.L.O.O.M. agents!
MMurray (Larry)
It's T.U.F.F. agent Kitty Katswell! Blast her with the fog machine! [Francisco mistakenly takes out the sewing machine] That's the sewing machine!
LBLunch Lady Bug
No one is leaving till you all clean your plates! And by "clean your plates", I mean, "CEASE TO EXIST!!!"
Wait a minute. Lunch Lady Bug? It was you all along? But why?
LBLunch Lady Bug
Because I've put up with you insulting my food for years, and now, destroying your reunion will be my revenge!
Kitty
Duh! She put snakes in her Spanish rice!
LBLunch Lady Bug
And now, I will drown you all with this giant vat of gravy! [laughs manically] The sweet taste of revenge! Actually, it's a little lumpy. [laughs] The lumpy taste of revenge!
Wait, Lunch Lady Bug! Not everyone hates your food! I love it and I always have! Your bratwurst are the wurst-bests, I mean, best-wursts-- wow, I have to go to the bathroom.
LBLunch Lady Bug
Who cares what you think? You're just an assistant to an apprentice rodeo clown.
No, I'm not! I'm a super-cool T.U.F.F. agent! Okay, I can't get the barrel off, but underneath it is an awesome black t-shirt, which come to think of it, really doesn't prove anything.
Kitty
The point is, he isn't a clown, and I'm not really a hairless cat!
Kitty
I mean… I'm a T.U.F.F. agent too!
LBLunch Lady Bug
I don't care who you are! In a few seconds, you'll be a garnish on my dish of death!
Kitty, we'll have to fight food with food! Set your blaster to mashed potato!
Kitty
That's ridiculous! There's no setting for-- [sees the "mashed potato" setting on her blaster, thinking Dudley was right] Oh, look, there it is!
Kitty
Dudley, Snaptrap's sub is getting away! Do you know what this means?
It means that only millionaires will be able to eat movie popcorn.
Kitty
No, it means... Okay, let's just go with that. Come on! Give me the pen, Dudley. I'll use it to call the Chief.
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