Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase quotes from Survivor Series

Yeah, I'd like a lot of privacy. When are all these little brats going to be out of the pool?

We close the pool at 8:00 in the evening.

Yeah, well what would it take to make this a private pool right now?

I'm afraid I can't do that. It's a public pool and the taxpayers. I'd have a lot of problems with the mothers and fathers.

Listen mister, I pay more taxes in a month than these people make in a year. Virgil, [snaps his fingers, Virgil hands a couple of $100 bills to the manager.] I think we can find something wrong with the pool today. Don't you?

I really can't. It's a public pool, I'd really have problems with the mothers and the fathers.

Virgil, [snaps his fingers, Virgil hands two more $100 bills to the manager.] I think there's a little too much chlorine in the water. Don't you?

I'll be right back.

Yeah, get these brats out of the water!

[blows his whistle] All right, everybody out! The chlorine level is too high. We're going to close the pool. Let's go. Come on.

Come on, you little brats! Get out of the pool! Come on! All of you, out! Out! Out! Come on! Let's go!

Yo Hulkamaniacs, it's Thanksgiving night and this is the happiest time of year for all the Maniacs brother! You know, me and all of my little Hulksters, we've got a lot of things to be thankful for. Number one, we're thankful for being happy and very healthy. We're thankful for having time to share with our loved ones. We're also thankful that Hulkamania is still the strongest force in the universe and after the turkey's done, after the blessings are all done, I can tell you what the Hulkster's most happy about, it's Survivor Series time and I'm thankful for my team of Hulkamaniacs!

I'm thankful because I'm rich and you're not! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

I'm thankful for having Damien and the DDT.

You know what we're thankful for?

We don't have to fight each other!

Ooh, yeah! I am thankful that I am the only man worthy of being the Macho King. Ooh, yeah!

I'm thankful for the privilege of living here in the good ol U.S. of A. Tough guy!

I'm thankful, I've got the big Earthquake on my side!

What I'm thankful for for Thanksgiving, is for my polka dots!

I'm thankful for the justice I serve!

I'm thankful for wrestlin', cuttin' and struttin'!

I'm thankful for my good looks.

I'm thankful for having the most ravishing body in the WWF.

I'm thankful because I hate Ricky Rude.

I am thankful for being the world's smartest man.

I'm thankful for being absolutely perfect!

Yeah! We're thankful for having sardine stuffing in our turkey tonight!

I'm thankful for spending Thanksgiving with all the members of the Heenan Family.

Thanksgiving is everyday but especially this day as the Warriors give me the intensity to deliver the power at Survivor Series, it is going to be a waaaaaaaaaar!!

Like I've said a million times before, everybody's got a price for the Million Dollar Man. So without further ado, I will introduce to you now my mystery partner. Led to the ring by his manager Brother Love, weighing in at 320 pounds, from Death Valley, I give you THE UNDERTAKER!

The Undertaker, the mystery partner is now revealed.

I've never heard of him.

[seeing the Undertaker walking to the ring] Oh, take a look!

Holy cow! Look at the size of that hamhock! Check out them drumsticks, baby!

320 pounds, looks to be 6'9", 6'10", somewhere in that neighborhood, Rod.

6...6'10", I don't know, it's hard to tell from here. Holy cow.

Look at the look on the face.

I don't...you think it's his coffee? Doesn't look like he's having a good time. You think he'd steal the gold out of your teeth?

There's only supposed to be four members on a team; this guy makes four and a half, maybe five.